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Tales of a Chronic Gooner I used to be a chronic gooner, not just a causal “Scroll before bed” guy. I mean a strategic gooner. I would mark days on the calendar like I was training for olympics, going on 3 week celibacy streak just to build up the “material” and then setting aside an entire weekend just to shoot up my room with ropes. I’d have snacks, water, a dark room, and honestly I’d even burn incense or scented candles to make my degeneracy aromatherapeutic The intensity was something else, So naturally I wanted it take it to the next level and I introduced breath play. Right at the climax I’d hold my breath for at least 10 seconds. Let me tell you the orgasms were so insanely intense that I briefly saw my ancestors. One time I booked a suite at the Sarova Stanley alone just to goon in style. But there was a downside, I genuinely felt like I didn’t need a woman at all anymore, I had become this terrifying self-sufficient nuclear reactor running on its own waste. Thank God I eventually freed myself from those shackles. And now that I’m broke, I look back at that Sarova booking & feel very stupid. Anyone else who has been in such a dark place before?

Morning jomba

Chubby Chaser Real talk, I find chubby chicks incredibly attractive. Proper plus size women with those thick thighs that rub together when they walk, the soft round belly that spills over, wide hips, full heavy breasts, and that big juicy ass that moves hypnotically with every step. There’s just something so feminine, warm, and deeply inviting about all those curves and cushions. It hits different every single time. Lowkey, I’m way more inclined to go down on them than on slim girls. The thickness, the softness, the way their body responds, it just feels more passionate and immersive. What pisses me off though is how society and other guys act. You get seen with a fat bitch and suddenly everybody’s clowning you, “bro you lost a bet?” or “she must be sponsoring you” type shit. The same dudes talking loud like that are the ones secretly hitting her up at night. Pure hypocrisy. They body shame in public but privately they’re on the same wave. People don’t talk enough about the real perks either. These women usually know how to cook proper, may it be nyama choma, githeri, chapati, the full spread. None of that indomie diet nonsense, you’re eating good every time. The cuddling is on another level too; soft, warm, and you can actually grab hold of something substantial. Most of them carry that confident, “I know my worth” energy once you show them real desire, and they tend to be more chill, generous, and enthusiastic behind closed doors. And I'm sure I can't be the only one. If you see me with a thick queen, just know I’m enjoying life.

@Sandegidi Good morning brother

@zero_ssufuri Good morning

Huku kwangu NI Ugali Mayai back to back , beef labda yangu na Baba Charlene. Good morning loyals .

@pendingtycoon Congratulations mate

It's now one month done without watching porn and masturbating. You people should clap for me 😩🥹

@JoelJirane Good morning daktari

@zero_ssufuri Good morning ugali mayai man.

@georgediano Good morning omwami , privacy isn't secrecy , it is protection

Learn to heal without sharing with everyone. Not everyone should be aware of your wound.

@SaundersPa41758 May we all gain

Good morning,, another day the lord has granted us,, tuingie shamba Sasa,, may we all gain🙏

@JoelJirane Vile inafaa

Pande hiyo mnaniona?

@_mungai23_ Good morning bruv

Ukiamka amka na asante furahia siku ingine Good morning friends and X creator's

@osoroKE Very reay fafa

Early morning roll call, who's up and ready for a new day?

@Mmust_iconn True

Don't pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one. A winning mentality isn’t about never failing, it’s about never quitting.

@JoelJirane Here we are , let's connect

Before we start the day we must set the foundation first. Make yourself visible in the comment section. Let's all arise and make this day count. Where are you my mutuals?

@Weyne_west We always do ,

Tweeps Normalize kuengage Mutuals wako, You cannot grow Alone. You are not a Celebrity.

@polo_kimanii Umejaribu kuwaambia, ulianza kuoga ??

12 years here and I have not managed to sleep with even one woman from this app. Yani nikama kurogwo bwana. The last time I tried to convince a certain lightskin skinny kamba damsel from here to come to kasarani I cook minji for her,she anikad my screenshots here like industrial maize even without hiding my username. Sahii nikijaribu najua bloggers watapepeta mpaka kule facebook ifikie bibi akiamungu. Nataka sasa nikimaliza kujenga,nipeleke bibi huko kijabe alishange tukuku yake. Na mimi naye nifungue account ingine na sitaweka jina yangu,niweke kama richard,richiee. Hapo sasa ni kurusha 30 Inboxes per day. Apo nanasa kama wanne ama tatu. Body count nakwambia kabla nikufe itakua imeruka kutoka mbili, ikafika mia nane kama solomon. Muendelee kununua CCTV nimalize iyo nyumba wazee. Apa mbele mambo inaenda kuchemka. Dj chesa Shark attack by wailing souls na usiweke chiki chiki

@onjolo_kenya Letu jicho Tu !!!

In 1994 Moi faced a by-election in Kipipiri~ Nyandarua. He ordered KPLC to plant electricity poles all over the constituency. DP won by a landslide. In shameMoi uprooted all his electricity poles. The following morning Taifa Leo had the best headline: KANU YAONJA PILIPILI KIPIPIRI , will Kasongo go for his purple Meko gas cylinders in Ol Kalou subject to watch.

@SomoinaKapeen Portugal

Uko team Portugal ama Spain?

@pendingtycoon Utalia Sana mamae

Spain 🇪🇸 Kichwa ✅.... Your GOAT 🐐 aende home 🌚😂

@newto_code_14 Alipata patient WA diabetes akiwa na Del Monte na bread , fully enjoy himself 🤣🤣🤣😭

"eti patients wamekufanya nini mamaa"

It says football isn't just a sport anymore , it's an export. Europe built a global football product, while African football has largely remained local despite producing some of the world's greatest talent. Millions of Africans know every detail about European clubs, yet many Europeans have never seen 90 minutes of an African league match. That's less about passion and more about who controls the cameras, the money, and the narrative.

It's fascinating how an African can passionately support a club thousands of miles away, yet many Europeans have never watched a full African league match.What does that say about the global football landscape?