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this is going to be like dropping a grey wolf into a petting zoo.
TMZ@TMZ
TMZDC Staff Starts Today!!! tmz.me/k3qcQAb
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Slen Leopard retweeted
Scientist: Their legs are longs, lets call them "Long Legs"
Freaky ass fucking scientist: I actually have a better idea.
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We should’ve directed the evil that is TMZ at the greater evil that is the US Congress a long time ago.
TMZ@TMZ
🥴 Eric Swalwell wears a bathrobe, looking bleary in a wild yacht party video. Watch: tmz.me/QiuQGES
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thats the beard the little rascals used when they tried to get a loan from the bank
Corbin ⭑@Cxrbin
let the congregation say amen
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Look at the language they're trying to use lmao "maniac" & "terrifying"
bro 99% of people are cheering this on...it's literally only the 1% that's scared
New York Post@nypost
Maniac who threw Molotov cocktail at Sam Altman's SF mega-mansion kept terrifying list of other AI execs: court docs trib.al/dV2Au60
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Some dad somewhere:
“These guys just don’t hit .365 anymore. In my day, Jimmy Johnson Cooternickel was a true hitter.”
This is why they don’t hit .365, Ron.
Rob Friedman@PitchingNinja
Paul Skenes, Wicked 85mph Sweeper. 🤢 19 inches of Horizontal Break.
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Think of what this guy does to his wife.
Police The Police 2.0@PoliceThePolic1
😡🤯 Mass outrage After Ring Cam Shows Cop Kicking Tiny Dog On It's Own Porch For No reason
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Israelis harassed L’Espresso magazine so much claiming the vile israeli soldier photo is fake, they published the full video | via @MareLontano
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Oh shit. They shipped door dash woman to a Nevada hearing last year. She’s the maga paid prop. Everything they do is a con.
Rep. David Kustoff@RepDavidKustoff
🇺🇸 During the @WaysandMeansGOP field hearing in Nevada, I had the privilege of hearing from Sharon Simmons about how the One Big Beautiful Bill will make a real difference in her life. As a mother and caregiver, she shared how this tax relief will help her and her family. Her story is just one of thousands across America who are finding financial breathing room thanks to @HouseGOP.
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this is so touching! but probably the dog greets her exactly like this when she returns after an hour.
Jasmine 🌌🔭@astro_jaz
CHRISTINA KOCH GREETING HER DOG AFTER RETURNING FROM THE MOON IM GONNA CRYYY 😭😭😭
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NEW WORLD RECORD: 18-year-old sprint phenom Gout Gout has clocked a stunning 19.67 time in the 200m run, surpassing Usain Bolt’s legendary mark.
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Israel is so insane it’s making Kim Jong Un sound based.
GBX@GBX_Press
North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un: "Israel is not a country, it is a terror project supported by Washington."
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What the actual fuck is wrong with the liberals. These are actual concentration camps.
Ford Fischer@FordFischer
Anti-ICE protesters use plastic handcuffs to do a four-legged race outside Broadview ICE facility. Each pair was connected by the ankles, with an additional dildo to hold between the two. The winning team was awarded a dildo trophy.
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This would have gone hard on a Sports Illustrated for Kids cover back in the day
fire images@fireimages
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