jonathon

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jonathon

@FussForDays

Joined Eylül 2012

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Mr Brute@BuddyNoLove·5d

Calvin Harris, Migos, and Frank Ocean did what needed to be done on “Slide”

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Lil Samsquanch@lilsamsquanch66·4d

Been drinking pretty much only Diet Coke to save water for Claude

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Jon Gruden@BarstoolGruden·5d

OH YEAHHHHH!!!!!!

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Chill Walton@exquisitepanda·19 Nis

“It was the eggrolls, not the ecstasy” - guy who threw up next to us at the sphere

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carter hambley@carterhambley·14 Nis

getting a haircut at Great Clips feels like when a criminals bleeding out in a movie and goes to a vet

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𝖗𝖊𝖉✞@_redfeels·7 Nis

My boss having a nightmare about me using my PTO 😅

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Mr. Glucose Guardian@Regg79816·3 Nis

LeBron in the mirror practicing a new handshakes for his 1,500th career teammate

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Ross Bolen@WRBolen·3 Nis

Me when my wife tells me to put my phone away at the dinner table

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East Village Guy@eastvillageguy·31 Mar

Me and the IT guy after I pass the phishing test

Hater Report@HaterReport

Nah man Dan Hurley is a PSYCHO. Why he do this to the referee 😂🤣

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Jordanreviewsittt@jordanreviewsit·31 Mar

“Can we hop on a quick call? Easier to explain”

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woop@woop54·17 Mar

Dropping the dune 3 pic less than 24 hours after losing the Oscar is the exact petty bitch behavior I want from a movie star

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Riley@Ri_S_OB·28 Şub

LeBron never did that

The Spectator Index@spectatorindex

BREAKING: Jordan says it shot down two Iranian ballistic missiles

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CHA$E@jehovahsflyest·25 Şub

i knew sumn was wrong wit me when i used to want swiper to rob dora

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Jett 🜲@iky_fwjett·24 Şub

i hate old people man. “i was in the war” congratulations. i’m gonna be in the next one and they have laser beams now

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Self Upgrade@selfupgrade222·24 Şub

The fastest way to become insanely confident is to become dangerously competent.

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brain dump@name_redacted_·24 Şub

first one in my bloodline to use an app to turn on my lamps

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mike drinks beer@mikehunnidproof·17 Şub

white people be like my dog is part cherokee

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‏ً@sullibible·16 Şub

They had that lil nigga Egg looking like a Black Panther

Tasha 🔆@collectortreas1

Maekar forced him to hide that egg head.

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PointlessHub@HubPointless·17 Şub

They’re doing this to me at work tomorrow

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father and son cooking

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J🦑🌅@SumerianEunuch·16 Şub

White people be like my dog used to be a fascist

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