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Your mother in-law coming to visit you in the hospital. 😂😂

Deadline ya kuishi kwa mzazi ni 35 years ndo uingie next kwa sistako mkubwa kabla ya kuenda permanently kwa shosh

Ukitaka kujua kuwa kuoga inaeza kuwa kosa kwenye Ndoa, ukitoka zako kazini wewe pitiliza kuoga moja kwa moja.😅😹

Kupata siti dirishani kwenye daladala ni baraka ambazo haziji kila siku 😂

Wife material hawajasoma bwana Tusidanganyane.

Mkimuona Mwalimu alieniambia mapenzi yapo tu nitafanya Sana nikiwa mkubwa mwambieni ahsante kwa kunidanganya🙄

Ukiwa huna hela afu kwenye familia utokee mchango utawasikia “Mjulisheni tu Ili asipate sababu nyingine.” 😀🙌🏾

Wazazi wetu wa kibongo huwa hawaamini kama mtoto anaumwa mpaka akatae kula wali 😂😂🙌🏽

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Between these four, which one is more profitable?🤑🤑🤑🤑

Ebu ambieni Gen-Z there is something called Resignation Letter😂hawa jamaa bana unawapigia kuwauliza kwani hauingii kazi,unaskia “Mimi niliwawachia Hio kazi yenu”😂😂

Attack !! Attack !!! Don’t let them breathe.

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Hali ilivyo nyumbani kwa mashehe 😂💔

Thank you grandma. You can rest now. If I need you next season I’ll reach out.

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THESE STREETS ARE OUR OWN 🏆🔴

For years, the running joke was “Arsenal 4th” Then the running joke was “Arsenal 2nd” Now they’re making fun of Arsenal for winning the Premier League and losing in a Champions League final on pens to the reigning champs Our rivals’ biggest games this year were watching us 😂

In the last 13 years of management, with unlimited resources, Pep Guardiola tried to win the Champions League 13 times and only succeeded once. Jurgen Klopp only has one title to his name. This was Mikel Arteta’s 3rd season in this competition. We will only get better. We’re good. I’m calm.