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@RocketCommunist

i am a consumer whore! and how!

nice try fed Joined Kasım 2016

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Mae ♡@moripoyo_art·17h

One of my favourite tropes in bad fanfiction is when the author misunderstands the etymology of the word “brunette” and you get stuff like this 😭

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bro@scrungeonmaster·1d

working as a tsa agent probably feels good as fuck if you like stealing stuff and molesting people

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Mekhanicheskiy Frantsuz@boris_molotov·1d

old people activating the neuron pathway that turns them into a kamikaze against young people

Kingdom of Cycling@Cycling_Kingdom

🚨 Wth?! 😱 An older spectator caused a seriously dangerous incident today at #SaarlandTrofeoJuniors by trying to get a better look and entering the course with her rollator while riders were flying past at full speed! #LVMSaarlandTrofeo #Habkirchen #Saarland #Germany #Cycling

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Wii Goth@thrulls·13h

Universally hated noisecore project called Micheal Jackson Jihad

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🥚@JeanFeliz_·1d

Man fuck you.

🥚@JeanFeliz_

I just simply have no words, man.

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NI@TRUS@NiaNiatrus·16h

sunsetrider@zunzetrider

Wtf was the original point of the comic. "Fat niggas ruin EVERYTHING"

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🐍@dougburzum·16h

Regarding recent "Chinese caste system" discourse: did you know Britain also has a caste system of its own?

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gokce🐞🐿️🍎mel@morsacboyasi·19h

explaining burgers to a turk: so imagine a cat

cat memes@hardcatmemes

No DNA test needed 🍔

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michelle@fluffygirlpaws·1d

the word proletariat implies the existence of the noobletariat, the godletariat and the hackerletariat

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Syd@kirb1e·18h

Nigga I said water

͏ Posting Clips@PostinClips

Marriage tip: when your wife tells you to grab her a glass of water before bed, bring her this.

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Geppetto San Martín 🚬🌭𓅸@SmalltimeJones·1d

looks like pink lemonade was invented by a clown and the original batch was balls and asshole flavored. good news tho, clown's dead

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vost@foolibuster·12h

courtesy of the gentleman

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𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎@hellspatisserie·10h

No one ever says “I hate the people, but love the government” about a country

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𝐋𝐨𝐰 𝐏𝐨𝐥𝐲 𝐃𝐞𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧@PolyDepression·9h

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KJGD | Gazun💮@Gazungamer·12h

mrsaltyz@saltshaken

is it ethical to start a new game right after you beat another

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UltraNosk@UltraNosk·1d

Every account calling people classist for saying you have to play a game to be a fan are all from the first world and minors

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"you need to play the game to be a fan" is classist propaganda

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Chris P. Wicks! at the VC5 🔎🐜@CrispyWicks·12h

"yeah so "getting Shanghaied" came from people getting snatched up and shipped off to China back in the day" "wow that sounds really disorienting" "It's extremely Orienting, actually"

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daughter name Jimmy@DuckdogRadio·1d

how it feels to text anyone

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Christopher@molochofficial·1d

This is just “epic bacon” for people who live in the type of suburb that doesn’t have sidewalks

Virgil@VirgilsQuill

I love that we’re the new Rome. Peace with Persia in the afternoon and a gladiator fight in the evening, all on the Emperor’s birthday. Another 1,000 years.

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kyle@Caol_MacCormaic·2d

there is no way you think caramelizing onions means adding caramel to onions

Elaine May@Emu52May

Raw onions are healthy. Why do your creations all need a sweet starchy goo to give them any taste.

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