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@afterfracture I'm changing its name today.. 'Cheese sparrow' from on

@Boloauri LIKE SERIOUSLY BUTTER? If it were a better food item, I wouldn’t have minded but BUTTER? Poor butterflies 💔

did we call flies 'flies' bcs they fly or did 'fly' (the verb) come frm 'flies' bcs they fly?

@afterfracture okay fine fly still makes sense for its an insect but butter? what even is that? what the flowery you guys were high on

@Boloauri Butterfly is a perfect example of laziness of nomenclators. Naming it after a horrendous insect first, then adding a food item? Horrible Buttersparrow is nice

@afterfracture They should stop calling it buterfly then it's not annoying whatsoever.. Buttersparrow 🥺

@Boloauri Naming the verb after flies was purely driven by animosity towards them. Pigeons crows and sparrows aren’t annoying enough for their identity to be stolen but yeah it would’ve been cooler

@afterfracture even if we blv your theory then why the verb was named after flies only nd not pigeon or crow or eagle ..sparrow would be cool

@Boloauri They were here before us

@afterfracture Pigeons and crows came after us?

@Boloauri Flies have been around longer than humans have. Then we came and we saw this disgusting creature and decided to steal its entire identity by naming a verb after it in such a way that the verb now seems original but it’s not

@afterfracture Prove it

@Boloauri The latter

@Boloauri Why so hate 😭

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@SyedaaFaiqa Hmm

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All assurances are capped insurances so go raw instead 🚬

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@Sex_rok_khan @fracturedvoice @Boloauri No one cares about your opinion. Begone

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@afterfracture @fracturedvoice I agree w afterfracture

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