Daniel Lapierre

The Habs are the first team in the NHL this season to have five players with at least 60 points: • Nick Suzuki: 95 points • Cole Caufield: 85 points • Lane Hutson: 74 points • Juraj Slafkovsky: 67 points • Ivan Demidov: 60 points

People were getting ready to cook MSL for using Kapanen here. This is pretty filthy though.

THE HABS WIN THEIR EIGHTH IN A ROW AND REACH 100 POINTS 🔵⚪🔴

The Montreal Canadiens have won their eighth consecutive game. Now at 100 points. One more secures their playoff berth.

Dobes grinding in the corners in OT was probably the best part of that largely horrible hockey game.

BREAKING: Iran has just attacked Kuwait’s Ministry of Oil building as retaliation for Trump and Israel coordinating an attack against iran’s energy infrastructure. The oil markets tomorrow night are going to be a real shit show.

Disaster powerplay

I'm hearing from a very reliable source that Trump is preparing to use his DOJ to target multiple Democratic congressional candidates with fraud-related prosecutions ahead of the midterms, all in an effort to help preserve a Republican majority. The goal does not seem to be securing convictions. It seems to be creating just enough suspicion in the minds of voters that some stay home on Election Day or choose the Republican candidate instead. Meanwhile, many Republicans seem entirely unbothered by the fact that Trump himself was found liable for fraud and has pardoned more than a dozen convicted fraudsters. Their concern does not appear to be fraud itself, but the political value of accusing others of it.

Caufield was not happy with Bolduc's lazy backcheck. You can see him giving it to him just before the end of the clip.

Jack Hughes scores shorthanded to make it 3-2. Canadiens' second unit gives up two 2-on-1s in a row there. Not ideal.

Hopefully the Habs don't make Dobes cry again. Poor dude is probably having flashbacks right now.

Cole Caufield loves seeing his Habs teammates score goals

Nick Suzuki now has 95 points.

Voici les propos de Jayden Struble recueillis ce matin à propos d'Arber Xhekaj. Ce soir, ils ont chacun obtenu une mention d'aide sur le premier but du match This was Jayden Struble this morning talking about Arber Xhekaj. Tonight, they connected on the Canadiens opening goal

BREAKING: Prediction markets are betting on whether Donald Trump went to Walter Reed Hospital because of a stroke, heart attack, or a prolapsed rectum from shitting himself.

Buffalo down 4-2 heading into the 3rd.

Hearing Allan Walsh is being considered for the Leafs GM position. Leafs see the success Montreal is having with a former agent as GM and they are intrigued.

Suzuki ⏩ Caufield ⏩ DemiGOD

The Florida Panthers have officially been eliminated from playoff contention. The two-time reigning Stanley Cup champions will not defend their titles.