Hamish Mitchell
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Hamish Mitchell
@Hmitchell
Living the dream in South Africa • Golf • Rugby • Photography 🇨🇦 🇿🇦
South Africa Joined Aralık 2018
1.6K Following101.4K Followers
@Hmitchell Who the fuck is @Daniel_Rapaport and why is he a giant pussy?
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The one positive to come out of the Tiger Woods DUI story is Dan Rapaport looking like an absolute clown. 🤡
Dan Rapaport@Daniel_Rapaport
Tiger arrested behind the wheel. Again.
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Watched some hentai?
Jon 🔬@JonnyMicro
Insane amount of Japanese tweets on the timeline tonight, what happened
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Hamish Mitchell retweeted
@CountryClubSnob Dan should take two Midol and lie down for a bit.
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Dude is seriously about to cry 😂
Dan Rapaport@Daniel_Rapaport
Tiger arrested behind the wheel. Again.
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@RandyHeyyyy The one positive to come from all this is everyone getting to see what an absolute tool Dan is 😂
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@caddietales The one positive to come from all this is everyone getting to see what an absolute tool Riggs is.
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I see this and truly feel sadness about how horrible we can be in the quest for clicks
(And yes, I recognize this will give him more clicks - but he's the one who has to sleep at night)
Riggs@RiggsBarstool
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What in the name of The Keystone Cops is going on here?
Susan Crabtree@susancrabtree
🚨SECRET SERVICE SCOOP: New details about the agent who shot himself earlier today while accompanying Jill Biden to the Philly airport. The agent was apparently rushing and fumbling around after forgetting his cell phone in the SUV, sources told @RCPolitics. The agent was only one week on the job with the Jill Biden detail. He was in the SUV behind the one Biden was traveling in. He left to accompany Jill Biden through the airport, but soon realized he forgot his cell phone. The agent rushed back to get it, and his pistol fell out of the holster and was lying on the seat. He grabbed his pistol quickly and negligently fired it as he was trying to put it back in the holster. The agent shot his butt cheek. He went to the hospital where he is recovering and is expected to be released later today.
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@GenXWolf I’m just seeing that he blew 0.00, and they still wanted him to piss in a cup. WTF?
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@Hmitchell The one thing Tiger isn't all that good at? Calling an Uber.
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Another DUI? 🤦♂️
BeatinTheBookie.com®️@BeatinTheBookie
BREAKING NEWS: I hate to be the one to report this but Tiger Woods had just been arrested for DUI, he will be booked shortly. A Martin County traffic unit was called out to the scene and made the arrest. #PGA @beatinthebookie first to report. Booking photo coming shortly.
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Hamish Mitchell retweeted
We are one step removed from him asking to receive "bobs and vagene."
The Green Dragon Tavern@greendragonhq
💀💀💀💀 Kash Patel’s email was hacked and they found his registered online porn account.
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@RandyHeyyyy Don’t be sorry. Dude is drinking and flipping his Range Rover. He’s lucky no one has gotten hurt.
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Why are millionaires drinking and driving? Lock that bitch up. Sorry @Hmitchell 😂
BeatinTheBookie.com®️@BeatinTheBookie
BREAKING NEWS: I hate to be the one to report this but Tiger Woods had just been arrested for DUI, he will be booked shortly. A Martin County traffic unit was called out to the scene and made the arrest. #PGA @beatinthebookie first to report. Booking photo coming shortly.
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England is going to get destroyed in the World Cup.
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