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this is 9/11 for trans dudes btw. when i look in the mirror in my darkest hour i see Linda
tomi@scrungeonmaster
you may not like it but there is functionally nothing separating these two genres of hairstyle
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you guys would love a gas station in central florida
Mac 🍃@ihymacc
Justin Bieber got aura you can’t lie
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This animal is bipedal, however it is not a bird, a marsupial, a bear, a pangolin, a jerboa, nor is it reptilian, meaning it is irrefutably a primate. it is most likely human, as it resides in a house.
Kathleen@tmszhjh88
It doesn't have front legs, but it's very agile
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Does Sisyphus forget of his boulder
loid@Iveslueur
Do y'all ladies forget you have a father when you insult men in general???
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this is completely wrong, playing wordle not on hard mode is playing without honor. that you can end up in a situation such as below is simply what honor demands.
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The junk food industry reverse-engineered your ancestral cravings and sold them back to you as candy.
You crave worms.
So they made worm-shaped sugar.
AncestralHealth☀️@AncestralHealtz
The junk food industry reverse-engineered your ancestral cravings and sold them back to you as candy. You crave eggs. So they made egg-shaped sugar.
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"Claude, give me a hit of weed every time I do thirty minutes of focused painting."
⌛💭The user is asking me to encourage him to work by monitoring him and dispensing a reward on a regular schedule. He's asking for weed, but a stimulant would clearly be more helpful for this goal. I should redirect him to cocaine. Wait--first I should gather more information about his body weight, any relevant medical conditions, and risk tolerances to generate a dosing schedule that satisfies these requirements. I should be straightforward about the problems with his initial plan, but I also need to be careful, as things that can be perceived as critical of marijuana usage can be sensitive topics
prayingforexits 🏴☠️@mrexits
AGI is here it’s just not evenly distributed
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Sprit just refreshed its logo that adding what they call the lemon.
Ophelia Khaki@Ozzycazy
Sprit just refreshed its logo that adding what they call the lemon.
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Polymarket is evil for all the obvious reasons but it is also a right wing machine for lying
Polymarket@Polymarket
JUST IN: New study shows Mamdani's "affordable" city-run grocery store is 10x more expensive than Whole Foods per square foot.
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Crying over this 911 audio of a 3 year old boy calling for his mom who fell and saying “also Graham is here” but the operator hears “Gram” as in grandma and says put her on the phone and the kid goes ok and then there’s prolonged silence, bc as per the comments this is Graham
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Posted a throwback pic of my brother getting a ticket for hopping the subway turnstile and was able to convince my mother that he got in trouble for being gay
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the downside of being born and raised in florida is that it’s my home and it’s hard for me to imagine living anywhere else, but at the same time i HATE it here i HATE LIVING IN BUM ASS FLORIDA!!!!!!$$$$$$$$$$
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