★KING SATAN☆

we're putting the stars back into her eternal eyes

@CMichael61134 @suarezj007 @Whotfismick she made 100 accounts just to talk to you whatchu mean she can't put effort into you how ungrateful are you cuh????😭

LMAOOOO

@phocpl10657 @ohsethy so.... hopefully this isn't rude to ask, but are you a eunuch?

@ohsethy Had my balls snipped. Cauterizing was the worst part. That an the noises. Otherwise great experience

Had a biopsy done. At the end I smelled burning and said “whoah, what the heck is that?” The nurse patted my shoulder and with a voice full of pity she said “That’s you, sweetie.”

@rotthinsatan ALL HAIL!!!

I saw a lady saying "I'm skinnier than you" to her daughter at the grocery store and I just blurted "no you're not" 💀 then her daughter gave me the biggest smile while the lady just stared at me like dead serious, after that I just turned around and left the store

im scared.

@GugsM id never be able to stop myself from laughing about it no matter who it happened to even me.

Someone close to me went to the doctor on Thursday because she hadn’t been feeling well. Turns out it was a full term baby and she was admitted for delivery on Friday. I screamed all of Thursday. Thankfully her and baby are fine 🥺

@annah_nqobile @sleendeel not sure how it works for the fishies since they swim quite fast!

@sleendeel What about sperm donors 😭😭

Wait, the eggs you donated can grow up and decide to contact you one day??? 😭😭😭😭

@Mfundiso_Miya @sleendeel "where did you lay the egg, sesi we want to visit when it's sleeping bathong?"🥺

@sleendeel That is what scared me plus my ancestors would be asking about that egg😭😭😭

@SmplyCmplicated @allkemi you're a good mama.

@allkemi If I had the money my daughter would try any and everything under the sun. All types of sports and instruments, cooking classes etc. but as it stands I can only afford 2 activities a year. Damn near $300/month for piano now add cheer (with competitions) that’s 4k a year.

Adults are really killers of kids innate and healthy curiosity. You could be a girl interested in boxing or a boy interested in ballet and one boring unimaginative shallow birdbrained adult will say “no that’s for boys and that’s for girls.”

@OtshegofatsoD Private Law.

Which Module Made You feel like you are a slow learner?😭

@Cold_OD @EYFDesmond @SouthSideGAClay apparently he's extremely arrogant. refuses to play roles where he isn't the main. the kids have complained about him making everything about himself and being difficult to be around, etc.

@EYFDesmond @SouthSideGAClay Hes known historically for having bad judgment / assessment skills. We're talking about a guy that chose to star in Wild Wild West over the Matrix😂. I also saw a video of him saying he wasn't sold or was going to turn down starring in the pursuit of happiness. He's retarded

She didn’t want him… He said at first he absolutely refused to get divorced but what changed him was she looked him right in his eyes and said “Don’t you deserve to be with someone that loves you?”

@OrevaZSN often times it's coloniser languages and their pop culture dominating markets that are oppressive.

The literacy crisis isn’t that people can’t read the words. It’s that they can’t understand the context, infer meaning, recognise nuance, identify contradictions, or draw logical conclusions from what they’ve read.

@odedanilo when they die peaceful deaths in old age i am rejoiceful.

@odedanilo pls don't join those aggressive ruffians

I finally understand why you guys love soccer so much . that was peak entertainment. I’m so late to the party 😭

@odedanilo YAKA E KAOSANE WE BOTH CANCER sweet moonchild❤️‍🔥😻

@11GARNET11 🥺🥺🤍🤍🤍

this is 1 . everyone say happy birthday 🤍🥺

@_ayanda_sengane LMAO PLS SAY U LIE

My uncle had a crashout this weekend. 😭😂 My cousin is already in her second year studying Hospitality, and this weekend was the first time he found out Hospitality isn’t medical school. That man has been telling people he’s got a doctor in the family. 💀

@BenafaFavourite im asexual but what's the difference?

@hadalzoner @duartefvr cave paintings and 'primitive' clay sculptures 💀 being likened to men💀💀💀💀💀

@duartefvr exactly, it's like looking at exhibits in a museum for me, cave paintings, or some primitive clay sculptures. I can't imagine interacting with them or wanting to steal them from the museum. no, heaven forbid, may they stay where they are😭✋️

sometimes I observe men and wonder how it's possible to find them attractive. it's not like I'm trying to be malicious or evil, I'm just wired so differently that I truly can't comprehend that. I can understand when they aren't ugly, and yet I find attraction impossible

@locstarwaitin if he ate it bc he hates her he was probably telling hisself that he'd rather choke down some disgusting shit tasting cream than let his girlfriend enjoy her nasty ass flavors what a nasty filthy stupid man!

it's not funny that your grown ass husband ate a bowl of relaxer because he thought it was ice cream. It's actually abysmal

@locstarwaitin HOW BIG IS THIS NIGGA BACK REALLY BC WTAF😭😭😭😭