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@alphafox No, but I would if I was poor and hungry lol

Do you take it out?

@sircalebhammer I’ll wait till it’s on a streaming service.

Damn. Probably the first Star Wars movie I won’t see in theaters. There’s just nothing interesting here.

@TheMrTris @RealJamesWoods Let’s see how it works out for this guy.

In the same video, he shows off all his MMA awards.. Not sure at what level, nor if they're even real, but, I would wager that most of you would be unable to keep up with him for at least the first 3 minutes, so, for your sake, I hope you're able to deescalate quickly, or draw quicker.

Will you be armed?

@StoneJAlex lol

BlueSky is full of such weird people

@JohnJ15574377 @OnlyBangersEth Breaking your back or the couch lol

@OnlyBangersEth I used to do a front flip onto my couch after work. Now I'm worried about breaking it, it's pretty old

He practiced his birthday entrance routine for weeks and it shows 🥹

@landofthe80s Let your super powers activvvatte

Does anyone remember watching Hong Kong Phooey? 📺

@Emilio2763 Probably eating her collards

She Should have the Exact Sentence Carried Out ….

@reddit_lies Deviancy has its drawbacks.

> Be degen cuck couple > Son finds out > Finds out a mentor figure was one of the guys sleeping with his mom > Refuses to speak to the mom > She loses it on Reddit I hope the best for the kid.

@MbarkCherguia She looks great but I like my woman to have a few more curves. I don’t like runner bodies either.

Be honest: Do you find muscular women like this attractive?

@ThrillaRilla369 Cigarettes, booze

What do broke people always have money for?

@rabbitholebot Lgtbbq

Doesn't the "B" in LGBT imply there are only 2 genders?

@Monkeyjunk11 You can counter act that by putting 3 shots of Chopin in your white claw. It’s in the man handbook

SERIOUS QUESTION: If somebody handed you $800,000 and said it's because you're ugly, would you accept it?

@Oceanbreeze473 No, but good job for her.

Men - yes or no?

@RandyGoat Let it be Randy

I know it's an unpopular opinion, but I hate The Beatles! At TopGolf today every other song was The Beatles. I wanted to take a cheese grater to my ears.

@Oceanbreeze473 I have no idea still with my first wife

Men be honest, is this true?

🚨 JUST IN: IRAN DEMANDS CONTROL OF THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ as part of their “peace deal” with President Trump. On top of lifting the blockade, ending ALL sanctions, and releasing frozen assets. NO DEAL!

@ba_clyde007 @Rightanglenews That’s what I thought

@phocpl10657 @Rightanglenews So share your knowledge....

A woman bought tenderloin steaks from her local Kroger and, upon further inspection, found that some had the consistency of Play-Doh, being incredibly malleable and able to be squished flat with little to no pressure. I want real food back.

@bundeskanzler Fuck you Franz

The United States is and will remain Germany‘s most important partner in the North Atlantic Alliance. We share a common goal: Iran must not be allowed to acquire nuclear weapons.