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@WatcherGuru Should we give him a Pudgy Penguin?

JUST IN: Apple names John Ternus as new CEO, replacing Tim Cook who will transition to Executive Chairman.

@colinabwallace @JesterJum Found the retard.

@JesterJum Idling is 100% wasted energy while producing pollution. Stop-Start was a brilliant innovation and should be made available as a retrofit to existing mass production cars.

Whoever decided it was a good idea for engines to shut off at red lights should be put in prison...for life

Should I? $ASTS For the culture…

Second stage engine cutoff confirmed. New Glenn’s second stage and payload are now in orbit.

@dpoddolphinpro SpaceX puts payloads into orbit. BO is just a rocket show.

The orbital space economy REQUIRES multiple reusable heavy-lift rockets. We now have two providers with proven, partially reusable, orbital-class vehicles. The future is arriving!

@StockMKTNewz But only SpaceX can deliver the goods to orbit.

There are now 2 separate American 🇺🇸 companies that can launch rockets into space AND land them successfully back on Earth 🤯

@luketradesasts This isn’t a hobby rocket show. Means shit if you can’t deliver the goods.

Hot $ASTS take: Recovering the New Glenn booster is more important than one sat hitting a perfect orbit. 😅

@Breaking911 ..but fails to deliver customers’s payload.

Jeff Bezos’ Blue Origin successfully reused its New Glenn booster for the first time on the NG-3 mission, marking a major milestone in reusable rocket technology after the booster landed at sea following flight.

@AbelAvellan @ASTSMoon Hopefully more SoaceX launches than BO.

The first stage was nominal, and the booster came back beautifully. We separated and turned on as expected, but the launch vehicle second stage did not place BlueBird 7 on its intended orbit. We are on Satellite 32 and plan to ship BB8 to 10 in approximately 30 days and continue to target ~ 45 satellites in orbit this year.

@davill Look at that slow ass POS rocket. Can't even deliver to correct orbit.

@k2__investment Just use SpaceX.

We have official confirmation that $ASTS BlueBird 7 is powered on, but sitting in an off-nominal orbit. The teams are working the problem. Before th overreacts, look at the underlying mechanics: ▪️​Payload survived and is communicating. ​▪️New Glenn GS1 booster reuse was a total success. ​That last point is the real catalyst. To scale the direct-to-cell network, $ASTS needs rapid launch turnaround for the 6x and 8x Block 2 batches. Proving the GS1 reusable pipeline today materially improves the deployment schedule. We wait for the engineering assessment, but the launch math works.

@ScottLikedSLS means nothing if you can't deliver to the correct orbit.

In three flights New Glenn has proven: Reliability (NG-1) Recoverability (NG-2) Reusability (NG-3) What an incredible machine.

@CSI_Starbase If you can't place stateliness in proper orbit, it doesn't matter if you land the booster.

I don’t think Blue Origin recovering the same booster twice before SpaceX was on anyone’s Bingo card even a year ago. Exciting times!

@thekookreport More SpaceX launches.

Here’s what that update means in practical terms for ASTS: The good news: The rocket worked, the satellite separated from the upper stage, and BlueBird 7 is alive — it has power and is communicating. A dead-on-arrival satellite is the worst-case outcome, and they’ve avoided that. The bad news: “Off-nominal orbit” means the satellite was dropped off in the wrong place — the orbit differs from the intended insertion parameters (likely altitude, inclination, or both). This is a Blue Origin / New Glenn second-stage performance issue, not an AST hardware issue. What happens next depends on how off-nominal: •Mildly off-nominal — BlueBird 7 has onboard propulsion (Hall-effect thrusters on Block 2) and can raise/circularize its own orbit, burning propellant it would otherwise use for station-keeping. Mission succeeds but operational life is shortened. •Significantly off-nominal — the satellite may not be able to reach its operational altitude at all, or gets there with so little fuel that useful life is badly compromised. In a worst case it becomes a partial or total loss. $ASTS

@scottwisniews check the taillights?

On the ground. Kicking the “tires”. 5% scale rocket behind me. Looking forward to the launch tomorrow morning.

@Nazo_ku A “professional” investor. 😂 That there is a Retarded investor.

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@Ilhan Dude, you walk around with a beach towel wrapped on your head.

You can't mine at Yosemite. You can't mine at Yellowstone. You shouldn't be allowed to mine in the Boundary Waters. Republicans are trying to sell out our most pristine waters to a foreign mining corporation. NO.

@retail_mourinho From who? The retards with 10 shares?

Sentiment on $ASTS across X is overwhelmingly negative right now, the kind of pessimism you typically see near market bottoms. When everyone’s convinced it’s over, that’s often when things start to turn. Not calling the exact bottom, but this level of bearishness is worth paying attention to. -RM

@SAFCPaddy This is why you're retarded.

I will never understand why working class people fight tooth and nail to defend billionaires

Photo 1: A man that sold 97,400 copies of a memoir called “Young Man in a Hurry.” Photo 2: A man that bought 67,000 copies of a memoir called “Young Man in a Hurry”.