Alan Champneys

@AllisonPearson Our character is often defined by who we choose as friends.

Well, this has made my day:

People of England Scotland and Ireland! Post your TMBG photobombed selfies here

@AllisonPearson Yes you did. You accused metropolitan police of being antisemetic using a fake photograph.

I did NOT write a racist tweet. Screenshotted.

@bmay He was pretty effective when he worked with Dangermouse

OK, this is now a political suicide mission.

@FirstBSA Can I claim compensation?

.@FirstBSA once again your busses are proving unreliable to my commute. I arrived at rudmore park for X39 to Bristol at 10.05. Next bus has continually been 5-7 mins away and it is now 10.30am. Do you not operate a contingency?

@FirstBSA Miracle. 10.42. That’s only 37 minutes late.

@FirstBSA It is 1039 and none have come past in either direction that I noticed. Till now when one has gone past into Bath. What is ETA of next one?

There was no 8.14 today or yesterday at rudmore park x39 rush hour bus Bath-> Bristol. How unlucky to have the sane “operational reasons 2 days in a row” @FirstBSA @WestofEnglandCA

@JolyonMaugham It takes time. Patience, my friend.

@FirstBSA What are operational issues. A bus came past “ sorry not in service” then two came past at 09:38

Thanks @FirstBSA the X39 from Bath to Bristol has had two cancelled busses now then a “sorry not in service” that the app thought was the actual bus. Premium computer service? Not @WestofEnglandCA is it time to retender this route or take it over?

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I love this man whoever he is

BREAKING: In a stunning moment, Donald Trump completely fails to understand the question he’s asked and rambles on incoherently. It’s clear Donald Trump has lost his mental capacity. Retweet to make sure all Americans see this and know Trump is senile.

@carolvorders Outstanding

Good #OfstedGradesScrapped

Outstanding!

@ahmerwadee Thank you.

Richly deserved for the all round brilliant man, @Al_prof!