Alex Hanpeter

Been riding the high of successfully catching my baby’s spit up in my hand all day long ☺️

Mind is blown to find out that Ben Affleck’s character (not JLo’s) is the one named Gigli 🤯

Getting into #memes

Starting a support group for parents like me who have just read Love You Forever to their babies for the first time.

@mb_handsome 🫡🫡🫡

🦬🦬🦬!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thomas Bezucha you’ve done it again (written and directed The Family Stone in 2005 for me to enjoy on Christmas Day)

Life is not a waste of time, time is not a waste of life. So let's not waste any time, get wasted, and have the time of our lives

Because he left the sincerity on Facebook, I’m bringing this over here! He did this all while having MS. If you’d like to add to what he’s already raised for the National Multiple Sclerosis Society, you can do so here: events.nationalmssociety.org/Participant/23…

Proud of my boy 🏆

@k_y_l_e_rein Thank u

@k_y_l_e_rein Why won’t you let the people retweet this 😭😭😭

I don’t bite my nails for a year, then the Buffalo Bills play ONE game…

RT @ChrisStephensMD: Quick shoutout to the good people at @UniversalPics for trimming the trees that gave our picket line shade right befor…

RT @KirkWrites79: I don’t think people understand why it’s important, long-term. Here’s the thing… these studios do NOT think writers’ room…

RT @WGAWest: The so-called “A through H” duties are specifically defined in the Guild contract as writing services and therefore constitute…

“If our demands aren’t met, I’ll hoist my pants even higher!” #wgastrong #writersstrike

Insane in the membrane

In the past two days my husband has called me Paul Ryan because I worked out in a backwards baseball hat and James Corden because I danced in a crosswalk. When will the abuse end?!?!?

@ChrisStephensMD My sources are telling me you’re being liberal with your use of “the other day”

Won’t be naming any names but the other day I witnessed several people I consider to be close friends all run out of a bar at high speed because they thought they saw Leonard Maltin walking by.