Chris Stephens

ME: i saw a guy on the back of a van FRIEND: ...and? ME: that's it i guess

Slight misinformation here he wasn’t interrupted this is just how British people say “what”

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This is a heartbreaking attack. And it does make me fear for the world my Jewish sons will grow up in. If a significant portion of Americans metabolize their legitimate anger towards the government of Israel into resentment against Jews as a whole, that is genuinely a more perilous set of affairs than Jews in this country have faced in generations. Which is why it’s so dangerous that mainline Jewish organizations have spent years insisting unequivocally that “Israel” and “Jews” should, in fact, be conflated. It’s the same rhetoric Nick Fuentes uses—but it’s arguably even more dangerous when it comes from the ADL’s Jonathan Greenblatt. The logic of Zionism rests heavily on the claim that Jewish safety necessitates a Jewish state. It is largely this desire—to protect our people, whom history has proven need protection—that has led so many national and local Jewish institutions to continue backing the Israeli regime, through apartheid and genocide and more. But this approach is self-defeating. Tying the honor and reputation of our people to the rogue government of an ethnostate is not making us safer. On the contrary, it’s making American Jews more vulnerable to the kind of antisemitic mass politics that we haven’t had to worry about in this country for a long time. That's what my Jewish sons have to look forward to. And it’s not going to change until our mainline Jewish institutions start owning up to the danger they’ve created for all of us and start demonstrating, through their words and deeds, that “Israel” does not, in fact, equal “the Jews.”

(sitting in a blue gown in the ER, my doctor walks in) DOCTOR: this is a teaching hospital, do you mind if i bring in a student doctor? ME: not at all (student doctor comes in, main doctor motions at my gown) DOCTOR: blue. bluuuuue. (student doctor writes that down)

Mahmoud Khalil is a hero. He has spoken at length about befriending Jewish students at Columbia, attending Shabbat dinners, and seeing Jewish students as "integral" during the protest movement at Columbia. These vague comments about "rhetoric" are baseless fearmongering

checking in on the worlds smartest business man

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: if you look too much like Dr. Evil you should not wear a grey shirt.

Key architect and promoter of the Gaza genocide yucking it up with Stephen Colbert if you’re wondering if they’ll ever be accountability in liberal circles for Biden WH’s support for the crime of crimes.

America has Abigail Spanberger fever!

me watching the national anthem

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard

Zohran Mamdani proved that Gen-Z wants to be talked to like actual adults and not just won over with shitty memes, the dnc’s response to that is an account with 67 in the @

right wingers seeing bravery for the first time: this is staged

Minneapolis protester as he's being brutalized by feds: "You're gonna have to kill me! You're gonna have to kill me! I've done nothing wrong! My name is Matthew James! I'm a US citizen! You're gonna kill me! Is that what you want?" (You can hear his wife screaming)

mobilize the national guard to kick them out and defend your own state’s residents from these execution squads

NBC News: One of the men charged with helping to allegedly coordinate the CBA betting scheme, Shane Hennen, allegedly texted a co-schemer, "Nothing gu[a]rantee[d] in this world but death[,] taxes[,] and Chinese Basketball."

@scrowder Is this a reenactment of you telling your ex wife she can’t use the car?

[Heinrich Himmler screwing up his face like he's trying to cry] the Gestapo do a really difficult job, these are men and women with families, and I think the way they are being talked about is just really hurtful,

Wow so this is the guy behind all that stuff

There should be an NFL player whose gimmick is he screams in agony every time he's tackled and you don't know if he's gonna make it or not. That would be exciting for the audience