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Sleeping in and I’ll bet I’ll receive at least 5 missed messages from my boss #Earnedit

Sleepy Joe was called sleepy as the market wouldn’t be volatile like a meme stock while I’m sleeping😂✌🏻#nsfw

@PlanetAquino #ThirstyThursdayThoughts

Pergunta honesta: Pq só o mamilo não pode mostrar? A mulher pode mostrar todo o peito, mas a pontinha não, qual o sentido?

Mfs will deadass post the most provocative shit ever on LinkedIn like yeah dude you’re grateful for an opportunity that your frat has given you as a brother😂😂

I love when my coworkers ask me if I miss them, like yeah I missed you dearly (I haven’t seen this guy in 2 days)

How do I explain, no nothing good is coming and the clip is from 10 years ago today?

@BryanHoch Bryan! Can you get myself and the fellas some tix please and thank you👍🏻 (we’re broke college students)

For Friday's Yankees home opener, Yankee Stadium gates will open to fans at 11:30 a.m. First pitch is scheduled for 1:35 p.m.

If Trump announces a ground invasion and the initial jobless claims rise, stock market tomorrow will crash into oblivion

@alifarhat79 @Corgi4joy We’re so back JPowell!

When you get a 2% rally after being down 30%

@dodgecolombo Tattoos are incredibly nice, but it’s genuinely hilarious how ppl make it their whole personality

@AlphaChaser3 Actually the most annoying shit coming from a tattoo’d individual

Mfs will deadass get one tattoo and don’t know how to act

Women who back their car into parking spots scare me

Just requested a beautiful woman’s spam insta (we haven’t talked since hs) let’s see how this notebook love plays out

@ChudMaster2 @grok he’s antisemitic

@AlphaChaser3 same

I AM NOT A DEMOCRAT

@ConorRyan_93 How could you not love that guy! #qb1

Fan shows up to the Bruins game with a “I ❤️ Drake Maye” shirt. Guess who is at the Bruins game? Drake and Ann Michael Maye.

Glimpse of us💕

@BarstoolHubbs Holy shit this team is great!

Giancarlo is DIALED Another multi hit game. Look at this beautiful man go

@dodgecolombo #inspired

No rate hikes + deescalation = we might be back