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Maria Thomas
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Maria Thomas
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WINNER @oxfordflash,2nd Propelling Pencil 22; flash finalist @LIStoryPrize 22; winner RW April 22 micro & FFF13 . Member @retreatwest and @writershq communities
Se unió Ekim 2021
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This reminds me of when my uncle complained that some woman came by to lap swim at the same time as his masters practice and just kept doing 500s on a faster pace than my uncle sprinting 50s for two hours…it was Katie Ledecky
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My mother is absolutely fuming today because there was a man at the pool the other day who swam faster than her and normally she’s the fastest. Complained about his tiny trunks with a stupid Union Jack on them. I’m pretty sure it was Liam Tancock, a world champion swimmer.
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Fellas, whatever you do is gonna end up on TikTok so don’t do it. This guy’s wife showed up in the comments and people started digging. It’s actually her and that’s them in the profile pic lol.
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Our thoughts are with our mates at KitKat as they navigate this unexpected and difficult time.
In completely unrelated news:
Introducing the NEW Bloomin’ KitKat. just $1 while supplies are, um… abundant.
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I wouldn't be surprised if those KitKats turn up on Orkney.
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I thought my adult life would have more disco in it. I’m hugely disappointed.
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Les presentamos nuestra nueva bebida sabor Kit Kat… por tiempo limitado. 👀
KITKAT@KITKAT
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26-year-old Polish guitar virtuoso Marcin Patrzałek responds to those claiming his music is fake.
He created this tutorial-style video to show exactly how he plays so incredibly well – and yes, it’s all performed live on a single guitar.
He is incredible! 👌👌
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This might be the funniest video I’ve seen in a long time! I was not ready for that at all 😂
Facebutt Marketplace is a goat screw at times, and this is exhibit A.
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Official statement:
We can confirm DeLorean had nothing to do with this.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
KITKAT@KITKAT
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The KitKat reply thread part 2! In case you missed it, 12 tons of KitKats have been stolen and social media managers have been brilliant in reply!!! I am NEVER leaving this app! Scroll through to the end of this thread to see who I think did it!
It wasn’t Pizza Hut! 1/
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