Archibald Bogdanovich ☆

Cleaning out my room. Ball knowers?

Seth Troxler scrolls a lot of reels

If you not up late watching hazard highlights what you even doin

Underserved Villain Rap: Derek Huff - Payed $1200 a week for voice lessons for his family - Paused his fishing with Cubes story to explain to Dale how big Bonita fish are - Only charged Robert four-fifths commission on the sale of his house - Hasn’t had a carb since 2004 - Saved car karaoke performance with his solo

@ShooterMcGavin He also lathers his abs with Kiehls every night

Khamenei out as Supreme Leader...but only if escorted politely from the building

@mansourtarek_ You are a crook. So much is wrong with this. I’d love to argue with anyone that thinks this is okay.

On Khamenei: We don’t list markets directly tied to death. When there are markets where potential outcomes involve death, we design the rules to prevent people from profiting from death. That is what we did here. I know some of you disagree and prefer that we list these markets without a death carveout because it keeps the rules simple and because many traditional markets, like oil futures, can be proxy markets for war and death. But we believe that’s different than having a market directly settling on someone’s death, which is not allowed for US regulated entities. What’s the point of the market, then? A market on Ali Khamenei out as Supreme Leader was important because leadership changes in Iran have major impact on the world order: • geopolitical implications • economic consequences • national security considerations • oil and commodity prices, many of which move based on news and expectations around this outcome And it’s always possible for a ruler to step down or transition power without death, even in autocracies. It just happened in Venezuela. In these instances, we make the caveat clear in the rules and in the market page, but today is a good learning that we can do more in terms of improving the UX and adding more ways to surface the rules. We are committed to improving. In the meantime, here’s what we’re going to do: • We are reimbursing all fees from this market • If you have a position from before Khamenei died, you will be paid out on the last-traded price before his death. (This was clear in our rules) • If you have a position from after he died, we’re going to fully reimburse your cost of entry

🚨 It appears @Kalshi has pulled another AMC & GME likely defrauding 1 million plus Americans as it pertains to the now dead Supreme Leader of Iran. If @Kalshi pulls the rug out from everyone & does not pay the full contract, I will drop a link for a Jot Form for you to fill out your information for a class action. Please also contact the @CFTC & file a report. I will be making calls to members in the Administration & Members of Congress on behalf of the American people being defrauded by yet another company. Stay tuned.

@EitanShatkin @fedsmoker42069 @quitsleepin1 @grok

@fedsmoker42069 @quitsleepin1 @ArchieBogdan @grok I guess if that’s what you believe then it is true in a sense. @grok what do you think

Bit of a sweat on this one but nice to see the good guys get it done on time (Kalshi close the market)

@EitanShatkin @fedsmoker42069 @quitsleepin1 @grok Yaa it’s gonna be a “special result” payout

@fedsmoker42069 @quitsleepin1 @ArchieBogdan Nothing to do with Israel. The info is reliable. They may not pay out because he was killed. @grok explain it to my guy

@quitsleepin1 From what I understand is it will be a “special result” and they’ll pay out but not in full I guess

@ArchieBogdan Do they think they will pay out? I bet on march as well

dick cheney in hell seeing we started a war without him

@DMcdubble I SHOULD BE THERE

Great game of stumps going today. Keeping @ArchieBogdan legacy going

Job replacing me with AI ❌ Replacing myself with AI ✅

Waymo ride time ^^^ and text message usage ^^^^

@bishara Better call Saul method

if theres no exit liquidity, I simply create it

@Pingusbeer Beasting. Beast pingus.

Douchemaxxing at the park hitting pull ups and push ups with the hazers on

Has Clav even addressed the ASU frat leader frame mog incident? I feel like he’s trying to play it off with the jestergooning and chadfishing

@The_CheesMonger @stevesninthlife Run to the gas station lil bro

Forgot to bring my zyns to work today @stevesninthlife

Time between Offer letter and joining date.