Pingus “Lonestar” Johnson

500 followers? Pingus edit? Already drinking? Yes. Yes. Yes.

@PeterPaulson69 Cupcake sized

Try being 6’3 215 🤦‍♂️

Double sha-glizzy bang bangs with a side of pizza rolls

@Go1den_arm KA dox

@Pingusbeer Yo can i snag a couple mine getting tight😂

Now that I’m graduated do I have to toss all my KA shorts out and wear angry birds merch or something??

@CrenshawJoel94 You better not be repping XLs lol

@Pingusbeer Can I snag a couple mine gettin tight😂

@staticvect0r You’re wrong I lied I’ve actually NEVER spoken to a girl and I’m not a fishing loser I’m a fishing LARP

@Pingusbeer i don’t believe you talked to women but i do believe your a fishing loser who wants to be alone. stop being a fuckin pussy dude

Told a group of older girls across the canal I was 17 bc I’m #afraid to talk to girls. Would rather fish uninterrupted .

@Hattietheresa41 @elliotmellinger I think the sting ray is a female

@Pingusbeer @elliotmellinger Is he single

@bigjohnmcguyver Idc about the girls fish hit over here

@Pingusbeer Holding it down over here. Only underage girls on my side of the canal but I hope your luck is a bit better down there

@WillyCumbutt I’m lowkey a fishing larp but I’m making my effort to do it more consistently bc I enjoy my time doing it. Slowly learning the game

@Pingusbeer Fishing larp. Prove me wrong

@buffsandregrets @tigertowntrash Inspired by nooner is insane

no one asked but #yeah

@Wellsdumpsack67 Ask my witnesses

@Pingusbeer This did not happen!!!!!

@SuburbanWigga We had a great day on the lines. Even caught 3-4 off the hand reel

@Pingusbeer Power play Pingus. Hope you caught some fishies...

@elliotmellinger Electric day this was the first catch of fifteen

@Pingusbeer Did you catch anything

@BarlowAfterDark No but I’ve never kissed a girl. Hopefully year 23 is my year

@Pingusbeer Are u gay?

@bigjohnmcguyver Fishing like 1000 meters away from you rn

MMW. A mini 4th of July

@davejacksburner Followed by chad

@TuscaloosaTrey Nothing💯💯💯💯

Tate McRae looking like most New Jersey sorority girls at Alabama

@BrynnForbes11 Solid soft launch

My boy has a lesbian sister and this the shirts they made for her grad party

Imagine your older brother is 69 and your younger sister is 67 #fade