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@Mr_Husky1 Now blocked

My teenage son secretly sold his guitar to buy a new wheelchair for his classmate — the next day, two police officers showed up at our house. My thirteen-year-old, David, loved playing the guitar very much, and once, for his birthday, we gave him an expensive guitar. It wasn't an exclusive guitar, but it wasn't cheap either. A few days ago, I went into his room to collect his dirty clothes and saw that the guitar wasn't there. So I asked David where he had left the guitar. He lowered his eyes and said: "Mom, I'm sorry I didn't tell you, but I sold it." I froze. But he continued: "Emily had a very old wheelchair. The wheels barely worked. It was very hard for her to move around, and her family didn't have money for a new one..." Emily is his classmate. Sadly, she was left paralyzed after an accident in childhood. I know her — she is a wonderful girl, but I didn't know that her family was in such a difficult situation. I hugged David. To be honest, at that moment I was proud of my son, but I told him that in the future he should tell me about such things. Just yesterday, David gave Emily the new wheelchair. Emily was so shocked that she cried with joy. I was happy for her. The next day, early in the morning, there was a loud knock at the door. I opened it and saw two police officers standing on my porch. My blood ran cold. One of them asked: "Ma'am, are you David's mother?" I nodded. Just then, David ran out of his room and stood frozen when he saw the police officers. The officer continued: "Ma'am, are you aware of what your son did? I'd like you and your son to come outside with us, please." My knees gave way as I said: "WHAT FOR? WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?" ⬇️ Credit - humor is contagious

@MachoCrotcho08 @lady_valor_07 @Disturbed Peter S Beagle author of the last unicorn

@lady_valor_07 Um I guess @Disturbed when i took a picture with them, or gates brown the Detroit tiger when he signed my jersey when I was a kid long after he was retired. Other than that literally no one as I just don’t care

Who’s the most famous person you’ve ever spoken to? Not “seen from far away” — actually talked to, even for a minute. A quick hello, a handshake, a normal conversation… and you still remember it. Who was it?

@Idarabasimi @apenasumajojo You just earned a mute from me

@apenasumajojo I'm sorry it will be available tomorrow

My husband invited his ex to our housewarming party and made it clear that if I couldn’t accept it, I was free to leave. So I gave him the calmest, most “mature” response of my life. The night he told me, I was sitting on the kitchen floor of our tiny apartment in Yaba,

この投稿が届いたいろいろな国の皆さんへ この模様の猫飼っていませんか？ 飼っていたら写真見せてくれませんか？

@seyirnotlari did you sue for malpractice?

Doktor "hanımefendi burası acil servis, böyle kapris yapamazsınız" falan dedi. Yanımdakiler de çileden çıkınca sırf başlarından savmak, sussun şu "histerik kadın" demek için mecburen beni ultrasona aldılar. ​Ultrason cihazını karnıma koyan doktorun o ekrana bakarkenki yüz ifadesini hayatım boyunca unutmayacağım. Rengi kireç gibi oldu adamın.

Geçen hafta karnıma saplanan inanılmaz bir ağrıyla uyandım. Öyle böyle bir ağrı değil, sanki içeriden birisi bıçak sokup çeviriyor. Neyse, zar zor giyinip apar topar acile attık kendimizi. ​İki büklüm zar zor doktorun odasına girdim. Şikayetimi sordu, daha ben lafımı bitirmeden "adet dönemin yaklaşıyor mu?" dedi. Hayır, dedim. Ekrana bakarak, hiç yüzüme bile dönmeden "bazen yumurtlama dönemlerinde böyle şiddetli ağrılar olur. Stresli falan mısın bu aralar, psikolojik olarak kasıyorsun muhtemelen, spazm yapmıştır. Bir ağrı kesici taksınlar, gidersin" dedi.

@Ravenismeee pong

Without telling me your age… what was the very FIRST video game you ever played?

@WorkElizab Young Frankenstein by Mel Brooks

🤔🤔

@chefsevenn go with the french cut ones, they are much better tasting

What can I put in canned green beans to improve their flavor? I hate them, but we're on a budget and have plenty of them.

@theliamnissan get well soon ! my youngest was one for a while after she witnessed a pedestrian hit by a car

There's never been a week in human history when being precise in your language is more important. Remember, God SPOKE you into existence. "Let there be light". Off to the mental hospital. Wish me luck.

@theliamnissan Huzzah!!!!

🎶Guess who's back Back again Nissan's back Tell your friends

@ronsterd89 i used to make wreaths out of them

My grandson found this in a textbook we bought at Halfprice Books. He asked me if this is “what library cards looked like”, but I actually don’t know what it might be from. Any clue? There is nothing on the back.

@DoctorLemma another fun moment the plaugue. There was this dungeon where you could get a hunters pet infected. If then the hunter summoned thier pet in a major city.. insta death. And it spread and spread bodies all over.

20 years ago, a man screamed his own name into a microphone and ruined everything. It became one of the most famous moments in internet history.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ A group of players in an online game called World of Warcraft had spent several minutes planning a complicated raid. Timing, positioning, survival odds. One player calculated their chances of success at 32.33 percent, repeating. The whole time, one of their teammates wasn’t listening. He’d stepped away from his computer to reheat some chicken. When he came back, he ignored everything, screamed his character’s name at the top of his lungs, and charged straight into the fight alone. Everyone followed him in. They all died in seconds. “Leeroy, you are just stupid as hell.” “At least I have chicken.” The clip spread across the internet before “going viral” was even a phrase. It was referenced in South Park, How I Met Your Mother, and an article in a military journal. The game’s developer added the character as an official figure inside the game. His name became shorthand for anyone who ruins a plan by doing something reckless. The whole thing was staged. The group admitted years later it was a scripted re-enactment of something that had actually happened. The cameraman said: “We didn’t think anyone would believe it was real. We thought it was so obviously satire.” The player behind Leeroy Jenkins is a guy named Ben Schulz. He repairs industrial lighting for a living.

@frankinsensible @DoctorLemma I started a dwarf shadow priest for my guild just for this fight

@DoctorLemma Another classic is the Onyxia Wipe youtu.be/04gGozzKudg?si…

@TimurNegru alas not rich enough

Is anyone in the market for a 700-year-old Templar Knights watchtower? Because there's one for sale in the Lot valley, France. 7 bedrooms across 6 floors, a frescoed dining room, spiral staircase and views over a peaceful medieval village in the Lot region. There's also a 2-bedroom stone cottage in the walled courtyard, an enclosed garden and a heated swimming pool. Asking price: €550k ($634k). The Templar Knights who built this probably didn't picture the pool. But here we are.

@PaGrammy110 @SusieM414141 some children are escape artists and tend to wander.

@SusieM414141 Who lets toddlers out of their sight😳 Thank goodness for angels 😇 on earth 🌎 Ur Alien Hybrid X Friend 👽 🧡

This hero found a toddler wandering around by himself and took him to the local police station. Hopefully he got reunited with his parents. Not all heroes wear capes.

@_dustinwest I wonder what the price on the ip is??

Who’s got me with a bruiser set for this? 👀

@juliandorey My favorite part is when the hamburger was eaten

the judi dench cameo fucking sent me 🤣😭

@TheBasicExpert1 Warhammer Build and Paint ...

Never forget what they took from you. This hobby used to be Peter Cushing in a smoking jacket. Look at it now. We can make this a gentleman's hobby again, though.

@_dustinwest I ll be testing it as well. I intend to test EVERYTHING

Scars of Honor just threw down the gauntlet. I WILL be playing the SoH playtest in late April, and you bet your sweet bippy I’ll be talking about everything I love and don’t about the game Very excited for this one

@billtrost Yah I too have things I ll never sell. Mostly books. Some of them are autographed . My favorite one is the one signed by Peter S Beagle.

@Ashrubbery I’d never sell it.

Another historical artifact… this box was actually a trove of them…