kevan iz awesum

@uesaqa I'm fag

i want to smoke a fag fuuuckkkk

@uesaqa Hellooooo I'm a fag

@grrymez Yknow what's up

Ill never stop being horny for banana bread

@frenqanstein Oooo it's going to absorb u the evilll vangina

vagina is scary

@_nadiawadia Devouring souls

i wanna know all of your kinks

@CouchJelq No. I smell sweet let's combine into one entity to make a Sour Patch Kid

so we all smell sour right ?

@TakeshiKovac69 Propaganda will tell u it's normal

dawg they putting something in water that makes u pee

@void1276 @daydreaminvirgo Nahhh bro

why does smoking weed make me so horny or is that just me

@virtuallyself Is this a joke??? PLEASE THIS ISN'T FUNNY.....

i know when someone jerked off recently

@justnapping9 Tbh it pisses me off becuz I don't feel either drunk or high enough, if that makes sense??? Like for me they cancel each other out unless I have a lotttt of weed and alcohol which is a pain in the ass

Being drunk with no weed is such a pain

@pippy_skippy Bath salts. No, we aren't talking about cosmetics here let's eat people's faces off!!!!!!!

does anybody want to give me a new substance to try

@stupidlazyfoid Becuz it u don't over time the bristles look CRAZYYY like absolutely massacred

Why do people Wet their Toothbrush when its already Going in Their wet mouth

@pupzypup Oh yeah? I've only had the Blue Ribbon Hard Coffees but they're pretty good

SAID NO ONE EVERRRR GET ME MORE BLUE RIBBONS!!!

@pupzypup Bud light? Nasty. Yuengling beer? 🤤🤤

a beautiful woman named National Weather Service keeps hitting my line about ⚠️ TORNADO WARNING

@zzzzbug OF COURSE AHHH :333

@AssTerism omg ur so right :3 THANK U FOR THE RECOMMENDATIONS!!!

my doctor said I can’t drink energy drinks anymore ;__;

Head explodes

@cryingnude What if I kill myself at therapy, like BOOM brain matter all over the wall?????🧠💥💥💥💥💥

it’s either kill myself or go to therapy