Andy Lewis
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Andy Lewis
@BasedAlphaLima
Libertarian/ Conservative; 2A supporter; Patriot - Molon Labe; Ganja cultivator 🌱
Se unió Aralık 2011
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@whatimemetosay @Timcast 1) Never, ever stand in front of any moving vehicle expecting it to stop.
That's how you get dead.
2) He could have just gone over to Alan's house later, rang the doorbell and calmly told him his concerns and talked it out over a glass of sweet tea without yelling.
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@whatimemetosay @Timcast Maybe but he wouldn’t get away with those T Rex type punches against real men.
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@TansuYegen Frankly if I was trying to get a tan down there, I’d hope you’d fall from there and break your freakin neck. I’d literally just lay there, tan and drink my beer laughing.
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@MarioNawfal Nigga gonna get shot, try doing that shit in the hood, wouldn't last a minute.
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This is exactly how a corrupt governor responds when someone starts exposing fraud.
Governor Newsom Press Office@GovPressOffice
Nick Shirley, right now
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@EarthFirstVoter @nicksortor Lions and tigers and bears oh my 😱😀
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LeBron James last night fell to the ground writhing in pain, replay showed that he hit nothing of significance despite him grabbing both arms, and screaming as if he’d been hit by a car. He then exits the game.
Lakers go on a run, as they show a trainer working on his left arm. They cut the lead to 1, and LeBron suddenly gets worried that the Lakers look better without him, so he stops faking to reenter the game with a couple minutes left.
Lakers momentum is instantly zapped, and the team doesn’t score another basket until there’s 7 seconds left in the game. After the game he said that he “hit his funny bone”.
LeBron James isn’t a Top 10 NBA player— NEVER put his name in a sentence with Michael Jordan.
(Video via @famouslos32)
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@BillboardChris Um....she's trans.....totally excempt from accountability. I am angry she got 5 yrs. Don't people understand the struggle Trans people go through? Esophagus' can heal. Emotional trans trauma cannot ever heal. Please show some empathy people. This woman is a hero. Full Stop.
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Alice Michael Attwood walked into his daughter’s bedroom late at night with a serrated kitchen knife, and stabbed his 8-year-old girl in the neck, severing 75% of her upper esophagus.
He also stabbed his 7-year-old boy.
She required emergency surgery to save her life, and was on a feeding tube for months.
Attwood, who says he’s a woman, was released two days later, free to wander our streets for more than a year.
He has now been sentenced to just 5 years in prison.
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@nicksortor How is it? The governor of Kentucky has not stepped in. Oh wait he’s a democrat. That’s why normally I would think the governor has to replace him if he’s incapacitated.
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@akafaceUS Should shove that camera up that bearded prick’s ass.
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@Tomhennessey69 @nicksortor Ha, get a load of this f*g coming in all black pilled and shit. Get a clue Tommy boy.
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@nicksortor Another L for the Trump administration, fixing this requires mass deportations.
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