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@HustleBitch_ Your names HustleBitch and you aren’t up by 7 on a week day?

🚨 THIS IS WHAT LANDSCAPERS REALLY DO AT 7AM — RIGHT WHEN THE NEIGHBORHOOD IS DEAD SILENT The whole block is dead quiet. Not a single sound. Then… that first pull. And the engine rips straight through the silence. • 7:00AM on the dot • Everyone still asleep • Windows shut… doesn’t matter • That echo hits every house You can literally feel the peace disappear in seconds. Some say it’s just a job getting done. Others say it’s the most hated sound in any neighborhood. Is this normal morning work... or the rudest wake-up call there is?

@kellykeegs That’s a good looking couple!

@stoolpresidente Goldfinger

This is all over this fucking kid? Get this kid to Vegas

@FoxNews You need to realize these parties are both working together to take away our rights. This type of speech is a show to create a distractionary divide to keep us busy fighting eachother, politics is as fake as WWE. It’s not a left and right divide, it’s up and down

NEW: “Our politics have now entered a new era. It's called common sense versus crazy.” Speaker Mike Johnson slamming Democrats for the ongoing DHS shutdown and warning that the party is moving even FURTHER to the left as new members get sworn into Congress: "This is not our fathers Democrat Party. Watch what happens. We administered the oath to a member last night who has some some pretty far left positions. We expect more of that to come from that party, and it's not where the American people are.”

@Sean_Callahan Nah, they need to make it Granite, like west

A look at what Memorial Stadium will look like following the $600 million proposed "Big Red Rebuild" project.

@DailyLoud I’ll take all of these you got

Bam Margera back skating at 46 years old.

@mattrife Yeah, I sold it back in the day, wish I had kept it

The Lord of The Rings: The Two Towers on PS2 has gotta be one of the best games ever

@elonmusk Shits stupid

The new Imagine model will be even more beautiful

@luccatuita I really did quit watching after that episode, no joke

O personagem era tão lendário que a m*rte dele fez a audiência cair em 5 milhões de pessoas

@IGN Giving me Ong Bak and Protector vibes

This new martial arts thriller starring Xie Miao and Joe Taslim looks insane. Watch the exclusive trailer for The Furious:

@Return_Of_RB @KentPavelka Thanks Bosco, you’re welcome to jump on the bandwagon if you want

Nailed it … @KentPavelka 👍🏻

@barstoolsports Had the same reaction, fell on the floor

THAT WAS ALMOST RIDICULOUS

@NCAABuzzerBters @KentPavelka 51 years, not 41

41-year Nebraska basketball announcer Kent Pavelka’s (@KentPavelka) call of the final seconds as he witnesses Nebraska’s first ever NCAA Tournament win x.com/HuskerVidz25/s…

@JakeMarsh18 Hell yeah Jake, game recognizes game

This is awesome. Kent Pavelka has been The Voice of the Cornhuskers for 41 years and FINALLY got to call a Nebraska win in March Madness. Very Cool. x.com/HuskerVidz25/s…

@JonRothstein Better save up

Dear Nebraska Fans, Congratulations on making HISTORY! Happy Hour is on ME. See you before next season in the Haymarket District. Date is TBD. Sincerely, JR

@clekberg @SteveLovesAmmo Gotta drive at night, and I get plenty and it pisses me off

@SteveLovesAmmo Remember when you used to have a windshield full of dead bugs after a long drive? That doesn't seem to happen anymore either.

I’ve genuinely not seen a firefly in at least 10 years. And I live in the Deep South. Used to see them all the time growing up.

@k1rallik People were saying this right when the game first came out, if you pay attention you learn things

> walk around your city catching pokémon > game asks you to scan a fountain. sure why not > 30 billion scans later > niantic owns a more detailed map than any government > sells game for $3.5B > spins off a spatial AI company > your pokéwalk is now classified infrastructure > delivery robots now navigate using your walks > you were never the player. you were the product.

@eliash10 Tore my ACL playing indoor soccer earlier in that day, still went to the game and stood the whole time

The 2013/2014 Huskers will always have a special place in my heart. They were just the right amount of distraction that I needed when we were going through the pregnancy of our son that we knew would likely end in his death. I ended up going into labor on Selection Sunday. ❤️

@worldseclipse Gah, these were the days

bring my family back to me i’m so sad

@AmericaPapaBear I might go rewatch for the 30th time because of this video

This woman just watched the Lord of the Rings trilogy for the first time. I feel you girl!