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@factpostnews How does one reach VP with such a horrific fake laugh.

Gutfeld: It's scummy to change your positions to get elected. Tarlov: Uh...VP right here has done that. Vance: We have to go to commercial

So the ballroom is a fiasco, the reflecting pool is a fiasco, the Iran war is a fiasco—the Trump administration is a fiasco. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

The wealthiest people in the world (updated)

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@MikeNellis @AntiToxicPeople Hear me out, does Pete know the difference between the straight being open or not? Does he know what a straight is in terms of geography. Does he understand that geography is….

Pete Hegseth went on CBS this morning and argued with a straight face that America controls the Strait of Hormuz right now. These people think we’re fucking stupid.

A FIFA referee has spent more time in federal custody for being Somali than anybody on epstein's list who raped kids.

People have been asking for images of the flesh-eating screwworm that's been threatening livestock

@alphafox I hate you.

How you know you're getting old: 😭

Trump is now sitting back in his chair and dozing off

@JamieBonkiewicz @AntiToxicPeople One way to do a dick measuring contest

This is what happens when everyone around you is too afraid to say, “Sir, that’s fucking stupid”

@DecodingFoxNews @Acosta Alarming, hopeful, whatever

This is alarming.

James Talarico: The guy walking you to your car because some dude won’t leave you alone. Ken Paxton: The dude not leaving you alone.

During Pride Month never forget that Joe Biden has always been an ally to the LGBTQ+ community.

It’s like a meth family moved in….

@ijbailey This is the one!

Try this instead. “I see that Paxson is afraid of vegans. And he calls himself a Texan! We’re tougher than that. 😂” Or: “Y’all, he’s afraid of vegans. How in the heck is he gonna be strong enough to protect you when China comes for your job?” 3/

A quick communication lesson for Talarico. Don’t answer the vegan attacks with “Actually, I eat barbecue.” It leaves the exchange on grounds Paxson wants. So does the “I’ve been eating barbecue since before his first indictment.” Cute line. But it’s still Paxson’s framing. 1/

Can't wait to see what great businessmen eric and don jr are when their father is no longer president.

I want to thank Senator John Cornyn for his years representing our state.  We don’t agree on everything, but we both still believe in public service. To Senator Cornyn’s supporters: you have a place in our campaign.

One day the sun will come up… The birds will be singing… The coffee will be the best it’s ever been… And the fucker will be gone. It will be absolutely beautiful.

BREAKING: Donald Trump sexually assaults an elderly man's belly button in the oval office, live on camera.

Trump spending $19 million to beat an incumbent in a safe seat in a district Trump won by more than 30 points is not the flex he and his people think it is.