Debbie Troutt

stop it…kate and caitlin they could never make u hate each other

@tatertotc @jtrouttt Please Tatum you are my only hope

@jtrouttt On my way

Can someone other than my mother threaten to come visit us so I actually clean my house? I don't clean for my mom anymore she lived with me for 19 years she knows it's all a lie

@jtrouttt Your neighbors in Pensacola knocked on door way after 9:00 and I weighed my options and hung out with them.

Neighbor kid knocked on our door to say hi at 9pm when I'm in the middle of watching CRIMINAL MINDS I literally almost peed myself

@Laurenstarrrrr Dustin still hasn’t been sent his diploma from GCU because we didn’t pay some graduation fee. Paid for his cap and gown he never got to wear because there was no graduation ceremony due to Covid lockdown. Can they deduct that fee and I’ll pay the difference?

Why do I have to pay to graduate, haven't I already given you enough 🤮

@jtrouttt Don’t let him watch the Santa Clause movies, would just bring more disappointment.

Oh no now he's upset that he won't ever be God 🙃

Oliver has started having a crisis about not being able to live forever and I have no idea how to handle this 😂🙃 we've talked about how our bodies die but our spirit gets to go to heaven to be with Jesus but he says he wants to stay on earth 🙃🙃🙃🙃

@jtrouttt Now I’m tearing up😢

All 3 kids cried when we dropped my mom off at the airport and it had me tearing up 😭 I wish we lived closer so they didn't have to go through this

@jtrouttt And I got emotional reading this as I knew how important it was to you and supporting you thru that and being in the room when you did it!

I get SO EMOTIONAL when I hear about other moms having a VBAC bc I know how important it was to me and it's still one of the things I am most proud of and I just 😭 mothers are amazing

@jtrouttt Mom comes in 3 weeks. We’ve got this, we’ve done it a few times.

Hahahahahaha movers come 4 weeks from today I am getting no sleep for 4 weeks

@Laurenstarrrrr I want to learn to swear in Polish!

My grandma swears at me in polish but has no recollection that she is speaking another language 😂

Let's do it 💰 1,000 Retweets on this post and we'll dish out some $100 free bets! GO ⤵️

@jtrouttt And I think they said they’d fly me back for it?

Last weekend the neighbors said that Friday night we're doing jello shots out front after the kids go to bed and I really really hope it happens

@jtrouttt @JesseLee_PB Did you get my costume?

@JesseLee_PB As someone who literally spent $200 on family Halloween costumes.... It is more than worth it lol

@knploog @JesseLee_PB I always vote for taking grandma!

@JesseLee_PB Or let grandma and Pop Pop come with and we can watch him while you do rides! Haha!

@JesseLee_PB My mom had her 2nd yesterday with absolutely no side effects. Her arm isn’t even sore. Wishing the same for you!

@jtrouttt Things children living thru a pandemic say when they don’t know they are living thru a pandemic. He’s just excited to be in the car and out of the house!

Told Oliver we were gonna go see some big trees and we're on the freeway and he says "mama look I see the big trees!" And they're just trees on the side of the road 😂 just you wait buddy

@jtrouttt It isn’t the worst thing he’s called Coco...

Me: coco get back here you dirty ho Oliver: YEAH YOU DIRTY HO .... oops

@jtrouttt I volunteer to go with you and take that picture!

I really really really want to go to San Francisco one more time before we move and I really really hope we can

@jtrouttt Glad I make the cut! You know I’ll go wherever you go...every two months...

I just want to throw out there that if you didn't visit us in california you are not welcome to visit us if we ever move anywhere cool.

@JesseLee_PB I had an appointment the day before I had Jordan and the dr made me cry because he said nothing was happening, she arrived at 12:33 the next day.

@Laurenstarrrrr @jtrouttt I want some credit for making the kid that made those kids! And dang how much they look alike!

@jtrouttt made the cutest fucking kids. Just like. My heart melts with every picture