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"one out of every 10 thousand people you meet is Matthew Grey Gubler" -my husband, who has actually met MGG and didn't even realize it was him for two full hours

Past midnight on a school night and I'm up because I'm scared to go to sleep. Makes zero sense because I'm going to be SO pissed at myself tomorrow

OF COURSE CARINA IS IN ITALY THATS SO FUCKING RUDE #greysanatomy #station19

I am not the cooking parent. I can bake, and make like 3 dinners. That's it. How am I supposed to feed the children now that I have to be cooking parent

19 more school days until I can turn off my 630am alarm

Jeremiah is actually CRACKING ME UP on Beyond the Villa 😂 his facial expressions and reactions in the background are so fucking funny 😂 #loveislandusa #beyondthevilla

I SCREECHED SO LOUD AT THE PROMO FOR NEXT WEEKS GREYS EP THAT I MIGHT HAVE WOKEN UP MY SLEEPING CHILDREN #GreysAnatomy

I just got a new ✨cooling✨ body pillow from Costco for only $15 so I am expecting my quality of life to increase exponentially

My BROTHER IN CHRIST what do you mean the show I haven't watched in 10 years killed a character I didn't even like!!!!! #ncis

@ameliasbrennan LOVE Kevin. Hate owen

Poor Kevin imagine they announce your character is leaving & the whole internet throws a party 😭 but sorry Owen will not be missed 🫶🏻

Love when I'm waiting in line and the Lord blesses me with someone standing in-between me and the most chatty individual on the planet so that they don't end up talking to me 🙌🏼

i think i’ve seen and i didn’t this film before like the ending

I fear I am a Whitney girlie and I quite literally do not understand Jen's perspective at all #secretlivesofmormonwives

Even when all I feel is hatred for my father I fucking wish more than anything that he was still here. This shit is not fair

Finally watched last week's greys and I forgot they did a tribute to Eric Dane at the end of the episode and now I'm SOBBING

Showing my kids the pictures I took in Iceland and explaining it all to them is so unbelievably incredible 🥹

How long do we think it will take me to get rid of my 11 hours of sleep debt

I had so much fun this week but now all I want is to hug my babies and it's still so far away from that 😭

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHS YESSSSSSSSS #TRAITORSUS

Had a full menty b about leaving my kids for 10 days and the entire time my sweet husband was soothing me saying how much I need this break and this trip and this once in a lifetime experience 😭😭😭

My oura ring during the week: you stupid bitch why aren't you getting enough sleep?? My oura ring during weekends: you are the picture of health!! Look at you go!!!