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@DailyAFC When's gyokeres available?

🎙️ “Riccardo Calafiori & Jurrien Timber, are either available?” 🗣️ Mikel Arteta: “Yep, those two are available for tomorrow.” 🎙️ “Can I just double check, you did say Jurrien is available?” 🗣️ “You spotted that one! Jurrien is not in the squad.” ❤️🤣

@poetscorneruk Olise. By more than the distance those astronauts travelled to the moon and back.

Olise or Saka

@maroonajambo Hi pal, that is a fork. Not a spoon. Hope this helps

Wooden spoon though🤷🏻‍♂️…. 😵‍💫….🤢

What an interview with @RupertLowe10 On @GBNEWS the guy was trying hard to shut down @RestoreBritain_ but that won't happen!! Join today restorebritain.org.uk/join_us

@DIAMONDDGREAT @FabrizioRomano I'll help pal. James Tavernier, Played at right back. Easy stuff. Feel free to copy & paste.

@FabrizioRomano How do I explain to my kids that James Tavernier is a right back 🤯🤯

🚨👋🏼 James Tavernier has decided to leave Rangers at the end of the season after 11 years at the club. Tavernier will be a free agent this summer.

@NimkoAli It's Tyson and Paris Fury's child, it's their choice what they do.

Can we talk about Tyson Fury and his elder daughter: Thankfully she won’t be able to marry at 16 anymore, that’s a law me and Priti Patel changed. But she was taken out of school at 11, justified as “the traditional Traveller way”. Tradition does not override the law. The fact this can still happen, and even be glorified in this country, is deeply troubling. Girls in Traveller communities deserve the same protection and opportunities as every other girl.

@SkySportsPL Do you drive to work in a hybrid or electric car? If not, why? There is a climate emergency happening right here on our soil.

Got a question for Michael Carrick? 🤔 Send in your questions below and we will ask him the best ones! 👇 #SaturdaySocial #AskCarrick

@EssexPR Reckon he's gone? @EssexPR

🚨 KEIR STARMER HAS FAILED TO TURN UP TO PARLIAMENT FOR THE EMERGENCY SESSION

@CraigHouston_ 😂😂

Has someone AI’d him a really small hand?

@Arsenal Phahahahaha what's happened gooners? 😂😂😂🫵🏼🫵🏼🫵🏼🫵🏼

Full-time in Manchester.

@saintmirrenfc Did you's forget to come back out after the full time whistle?

Another for Celtic. ET 102' // 🔲 2-6 🟩

@CelticFC Phaahahahahaha what's happened bhoys?

90+1' -  Goal St Mirren 🟩2️⃣-2️⃣⬛️ #CELSTM | #ScottishCup | #CelticFC🍀

@PolitlcsUK I am speechless. There is a climate emergency.

🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer is flying to Paris this morning to co-host a virtual meeting of the "Strait of Hormuz Maritime Freedom of Navigation Initiative"

Flying by private jet to a teams meeting during a climate crisis. He’d never have dared if @NS_1872 wasn’t out of action over in Benidorm.

@AFTVMedia Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. That's not even close to being a good Tifo. Look at something Glasgow Rangers prepare, out of this world. Would say Celtic too, but they died in 1994.

WHAT A TIFO!!! 🔥

@gordonmalcolms3 @NS_1872 Reported. No need for abuse. Especially when calum McGregor hit the post against Real Madrid that one time.

@NS_1872 Fcuk you . We are shite at the moment. But you have been shite for nearby 2 decades. We will come back much stronger 🇮🇪🍀💚

Fuck me here we go again

@gordonmalcolms3 Crazy. And beating Real Madrid with Calum McGregor hitting the post. Sensational nights.

Just watching Bayern on tv tonight. To think last year we held our own in Allianz that night . Over a year on and our team is in a terrible state . Thanks to our incompetent board . Those Cnuts need hunted 💚🍀🇮🇪

@footballontnt I acctually Fell asleep watching it. Most boring team I've ever acctually watched in my lifetime. I'm 35 years old too.

History made in North London! Arsenal reach back-to-back Champions League semi-finals for the first time, surviving a late chance from Sporting 👏 Stream with TNT Sports on HBO Max

@belfastbhoy1961 Then you'd still not win the league 😂😂😂🫵🏼🫵🏼🫵🏼

Beat Falkirk next week and we are 4 games away from being champions, hard to believe, with this team isn’t it ? 🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀

@NS_1872 @RebreakNews I believe you. I once saw you take on 4 people because they were fuelling the death of our planet by using spray on deodorant instead of roll on. You're a man for saving the planet and you don't put up with trouble.

@RebreakNews Would’ve been none of that carry on if I was there, trust me.

Seen this fight today in Aberdeen this man in his 30s was getting harassed by a bunch on teenagers on the bus when he was on this way to collage for no reason then decided to all gang up and fight him when he was trying to get to safety from them. #aberdeen