Captain Poopy Shoes

@SDembraski I would order 2

If US offered the Model YL starting tonight. How many of you would order? I would order day 1

@ITMPro 💀

This is the ugliest truck on the planet.

@de3dsoul Wow

DO YOU REMEMBER THIS GAME ?

@jeremyjudkins_ This is a great point

Funny how people complained about only 10 days notice to order the Cybertruck. Well how about 14 months? It takes 5 seconds to order it with Apple Pay then you have a ton of time to figure out your life. 🤣

@Michael_L_Rauch Cancel and get cybertruck

Thinking of canceling my MS Plaid order & getting an ICE vehicle for first time in a long time. Doing another test drive tomorrow before making a final decision.

@elonmusk True

Tesla self-driving makes traffic and long drives painless

@ZacksJerryRig Buying opportunity

When you check your Bitcoin wallets today remember that Kamala wouldn't have disbanded the DOJ's National Cryptocurrency Enforcement Team and rug pulled the entire country 👍

@Mattlinn01 Who?

I’m not interested in something I can’t buy or drive myself.

@IcedKnife Look for a used model Y that has FSD included

thinking about buying a tesla thoughts?

@ZacksJerryRig @Tesla @elonmusk Ur way too good at this 💀

We are closing in on the 1 year anniversary of the @Tesla Robotaxi launch in Austin - and its still only 20 cars with drivers inside. Did @elonmusk lie to us?

@BenjaminDEKR 💀💀💀💀

Net worth: $744 billion "The one company where I am CEO is acquiring the other company where I am CEO" Net worth the next day: $852 billion Okay

@WatcherGuru They need to call @untaxxable & I’m not even joking

JUST IN: Elon Musk's xAI begins hiring 'crypto experts' to teach AI models how to trade.

@ufc @SugaSeanMMA @paramountplus Straight to Petr, merab can get the next one

Sweet, sweet victory 🍬 @SugaSeanMMA gets the UD victory tonight! [ #UFC324 | LIVE on @ParamountPlus ]

@ChampRDS I’ve seen enough, give him Conor at the white house

Oh my goodness... Cameron Smotherman just passed out on stage after making weight

@TESLA_winston @brandenflasch U assume 💀

@brandenflasch After Feb 14, I assume FSD included in the luxe package will go away also

After Feb 14th, you will be able to buy a $100,000+ car without lane centering. Even a base model Camry has lane centering...

@TailosiveEV Taking a long time, hope they eventually come out and are safe

Go Aptera Go!!

@ChampRDS @FlRDAWS Why is he slouching like the grinch 🤣

Justin Gaethje and Paddy Pimblett face off 👀 That Paramount production though 🔥 (via @FlRDAWS)

@TheSonOfWalkley Need it

BREAKING: LEMONADE ISSURANCE TO OFFER 50% RATE CUT FOR $TSLA WHEN SELF-DRIVING IS “ACTIVATED” 👀 This is huge !

This is so sick

@boringcompany From my house to McDonald’s plz

Announcing the Tunnel Vision Challenge! Pitch us your best 1-mile tunnel idea (Loop, freight, pedestrian, utility, etc.), we'll pick a winner, and build it…for free! Details: boringcompany.com/tunnelvision Criteria: -Usefulness (good bang for the bore) -Stakeholder Engagement (get hyped) -Technical, Economic, and Regulatory Feasibility (success is physically possible) Prufrock was designed to build mega-infrastructure projects in a matter of weeks instead of years - so let’s build!