Captionizer
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Captionizer
@Captionella
Engineer → floor trader → former equity desk quant. Credentials debatable, execution surgical, systematic to the core. Take my views with a dash of humor.
@technicalbias Se unió Şubat 2020
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@HansCashFlow He’s not worried and I wouldn’t worry too much about it. Besides Larry helped me buy some Lehman stock at the lows…
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Don't worry, if a credit crisis is looming the signs will be everywhere right?
source: Ed Zitron
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@SJosephBurns Oh yeah, just you wait until he finishes spending 135Billion on an opensource LLM. Besides have you seen Threads, have you?
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When you feel bad about a losing trade remember Mark Zuckerberg lost $80 billion in his Metaverse endeavor to create this:
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@Mayhem4Markets Pick the answer you like more, the one on the left or the one on the right?
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@DefiWimar You’re worrying a great deal, reading too much into healthy companies reducing their headcounts by 30%. It’s all good, great actually x.com/captionella/st…
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$ORCL said: “Let’s make the Global Financial Crisis great again…yay”
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@SJosephBurns When someone asks me what it’s like when you don’t have a stop loss, I show them this.
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When someone asks me what a stop loss is I show them this.
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$SPX we must be back!
War over ✓
Hormuz of no use ✓
Everything oversold ✓
Burry going long ✓
SpaceX flex ✓
Q2 everyone will beat ✓
Private credit rock solid and ✓
Oracle looking fashion slim ✓
Nothing at all left to worry about...
GIF
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@SamanthaLaDuc Their statement said: “if we can leak our priceless secret code, think what we can do with your data…”
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Markets bid heavily on this news that Iran's President is ready to end the war with guarantees.
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🚨 Iran's President Pezeshkian: We're ready to end war, but want guarantees.
Markets bid on this headline.
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@SamanthaLaDuc I thought you said it best, "Money Goes Home."
Problem is nobody knows where home is anymore. Crypto, cloud, SaaS, agentic AI, almost everything is leaking badly in some form or another...
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@Captionella where will all of that RogueMoney™️ go next?
$BTCUSD $ETHUSD #CryptoCrap
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Musk mocking maxis 🤣
Crypto / Bitcoin hackable⏳
Google quantum warning😉
Also means:👿
Digital money security a joke
And tradfi encryption at banks, online, even military…are at bigly risk.🔥
What else can ya’ll stack? 🤔🤨
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Elon Musk@elonmusk
@mreiffy On the plus side, if you forgot the password to your wallet, it will be accessible in the future x.com/i/grok/share/a…
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Should we worry?
Underwater Internet Cables
Jackie Singh@HackingButLegal
1/8 🧵 Right now, PHANTOM WAKE is showing 16 ships behaving very suspiciously near the underwater cables that carry ~95% of the world's internet traffic. These detections happened in a 19-hour window across 4 different oceans. Clustering here very likely not a coincidence #OSINT
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🚨 Developing: Hearing that $CRM was breached, including sensitive customer information.
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@SamanthaLaDuc If only Exxon can find some helium at home. Please, leave it closed they said.
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Enjoy your wee bounce.
There is a ticking production bomb to AI data centers coming SOON.
youtu.be/sTkqCREdMXo?si…
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@kshaughnessy2 Also, cancelling an entire year’s worth of scorecard returns is not something he will remotely accept… x.com/captionella/st…
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$SPX 2 days left to avoid this turning into one of the worst monthly returns since the ugly Summer of 2022. On the other hand, I know someone who would never allow it to slide towards that visibly screaming 6,000 line. Known as: Liberation Cancellation Day!
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“Trump 'pays attention to the stock market': Wall Street eyes signs of TACO amid Iran war”
“…The TACO pattern is so familiar that analysts devised tools like BCA Research’s “Trump Pain Point Index" to anticipate when a policy shift might occur.
The gauge tracks short-term stock market moves, long-term treasury yields, mortgage rates, gas prices, inflation expectations, and the president’s approval rating.
This past week, the index hit roughly two standard deviations above the average, its highest level yet.
That raises the question of whether a TACO move this time around can calm the markets…”
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$SPX 2 days left to avoid this turning into one of the worst monthly returns since the ugly Summer of 2022.
On the other hand, I know someone who would never allow it to slide towards that visibly screaming 6,000 line. Known as: Liberation Cancellation Day!
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A top political expert warns of a catastrophic scenario for global trade. If the Red Sea and Strait of Hormuz are both squeezed, it creates an unprecedented double chokehold on the world's oil supply. Washington's reckless foreign policy is crippling the global economy.
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