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@unusual_whales Grownups my ass

Mike Johnson: "I hope voters remember this in the fall. You've gotta keep the grownups in charge, and that's the Republicans."

@TheTajMiham @MaAdLynx Yup

Spirit should’ve called the Red Lobster CEO.

@livingxlarry @ReaganGomez 🤣🤣🤣 loves this

My grandma called me asking if I can order her some cases of sprite before they all gone…long story short her neighbor told her SPRITE was going out of business and she was really upset and going through it. Took over 30 mins to explain that it was spirit airlines…🫩

@Lush_Beauty1 @KryssyLaReina In Jesus name

When those weapons formed but didn’t prosper because God has my back

@3gpmh @rubylaren lol it be like that 🤣🤣🤣

all of my character development has been against my will

@unusual_whales Run for president sir @TeamOssoff @ossoff

Ossoff: "How does American politics really work? It's coin operated. Money goes in, favors come out. It's been running on secret money, corporate money, billionaire money ... all of this gave rise to a depraved president who exploits this rot to empower and enrich himself"

@RickeySmiley 🤣🤣🤣 insane

@A321200 @Delta 🤣🤣🤣

@Delta Spirit folk seeing Delta regular prices…

If Spirit's shutdown affected your travel plans, we're here to help. We're offering reduced, nonrefundable rescue fares for the next five days across domestic routes (nonstop and one-stop via our hubs) and routes between the U.S. & Latin America. Learn more: dl.aero/6010vJskE

@blacktwiterthrd Congratulations sis 🎉🎉🎉🤩

Yara Shahidi graduated from Harvard with her family’s support❤️

@unusual_whales Huh

JD Vance: “It's very, very important for the pope to be careful when he talks about matters of theology."

@raphousetv2 This is too much

President Donald Trump has now announced that the United States will be taking control of Cuba almost immediately.

TRUMP: US WILL BE TAKING OVER CUBA "ALMOST IMMEDIATELY"

@sierraaaliyahh @princessxap 🤣🤣🤣

It should’ve been frontier airlines

@unusual_whales What is really happening?

Trump: "I don't happen to be a senior. I'm much younger than you. I'm a much younger man than you. Look at you old guys. Wouldn't you like to by my age? Young, vital, vibrant."

@Swag_K1RBY @MissSassbox Well that escalated quickly

All Spirit Airlines Planes at 3:01 am:

@HQNewsNow When you got friends like this who needs enemies…. Jeez

Trump: The fat drug. A friend of mine who's extremely fat and very wealthy and very obnoxious. He's a very unattractive individual, actually. He's a highly neurotic person, semi-controlled. I would say, you know, usually I like to say I like a neurotic person, but it has to be controlled. This guy's only semi, but he's in London

@pfaffphobic @ReaganGomez Yep you’re right… too much going on to care

I didn’t see a single “it’s gonna be May” meme this year which is personally a massive relief, but culturally a signifier of something much darker.

@unusual_whales He don’t get tired of being cringe 😬

Trump: "I took three cognitive tests. Aced all of them, by the way. I'm the only president to take a cognitive test. I don't think Obama could pass it. The first question is very easy -- it's a lion, a giraffe, a bear, and a shark. They say, 'Which one is the bear?'"

@fergyonce @x_normani lol 😂

The entire Hive rn

@alvisishere @PopBase ❤️❤️🔥🔥🙌🏾💯

@PopBase My change in personality tonight:

Beyoncé has removed all merchandise for ‘COWBOY CARTER’ from her website. She has also posted an old interview of Destiny’s Child with Stevie Nicks.