Coded

Story Time: Titled: PLEASE LEAVE MY CHILD. Early morning in the village of UMUDINKA, cock crows and birds chipping. Nna anyi IGWENAGU comes out of his hut with chewing stick in his mouth brushing his teeth and stretching his body. At the same time here comes Mmasi his wife, coming back from the stream with a pot of water on her head. IGWENAGU:(clears his throat) Mmasi my wife, welcome. You have already gone to fetch water this early morning? MMASI:(Breathing heavily) Yes oo my husband. Good morning Sir. I said let me rush before the early morning sun start coming out. IGWENAGU: (spitting out) You have done well Ezigbo . So where is Ositadimma, is he still at the stream ? MMASI:( retorted) Nooo Nna anyi, Osita is still sleeping inside. IGWENAGU:( very infuriated): What do you mean that Osita is still sleeping by this time of the morning ? His mates are busy helping their family in doing chores and even going to the farm but he is still in bed by this time. Where is that boy?(Angrily he rushed inside Ositadimmas hurt). MMASI:(rushed after him) Nna anyi please take it easy. He is still a child. IGWENAGU:(shouting ) Get out of that bed Ositadimma. Your mates are busy with work but you are busy with sleep. Who told you that there is food for a lazy man?( chasing Ositadimma out of the room) OSITADIMMA(grudgingly and robbing his eyes came out) ohhhh Papa, why can’t you allow me to enjoy my sleep in peace? You are just disturbing me papa. (He goes behind his mother to hide while murmuring) MMASI:(holding her husband’s hand) Nna anyi can’t you see he is just a child. When he grows , he will learn to do all those things. IGWENAGU:(Very angry) Do you say he is a child Mmasi? You said when he grows but I don’t know where he will grow to again. But I will tell you this, the way you train a child is the way he will grow. MMASI: (shielding Ositadimma) Please leave my child Nna anyi. He will change when he come of age. IGWENAGU:( amazed and pained) : You are spoiling my only son right before my very eyes Mmasi but I have one thing to tell you. This ant infested firewood you are fetching will soon invite lizards to your home. Do not come crying to me when it will happen. MMASI:(murmuring) eehhh Nna anyi , I will not cry or cry to you for there will be no such thing. TO BE CONTINUED!

@neo_officialll Lol see her 2.0 liter turbor belle😜

They are not the problem. There is an idiot somewhere that will watch this video and still go ahead to get on his knees and marry her then start "consulting" her before making any business decision. Nigerian men mumu like that.

@TheOdin_II I no wan survive anything shaa. Tankio 😜🙏

No comment. 🤷‍♂️

@MarinatedTurks Ndi asiri online ana ako, nwanyi anara mgba aka ya nakpuo n’ime ulo. If e reach una turn make una reject the ring.

This is the video, maybe he was a little cocky but bride was visibly excited and that's what matters most😃😃.

@SalimAbidoye @EkyDorlyn @Wizarab10 Follow me dey see am ooo🤷‍♂️

@EkyDorlyn @CodedPaulo @Wizarab10 But you all call yourself peaceful Smh This is rubbish

There is something women do that I find funny. When I am quiet or stare into nothingness, you ask what is on my mind. Madam, there is nothing on my mind. I'm a quiet person and I easily drift into quietness. Do women understand it is okay to just want to be quiet in your own space? Everything is not an opportunity to gist for gist sake. They never like my answer. They want gist. There is no gist and there is nothing only mind. Frankly, I actually do not like that question

@bitoyede @EkyDorlyn @Wizarab10 Shebi you are seeing this people oo

@EkyDorlyn @CodedPaulo @Wizarab10 I should start scheduling my quiet time too. How na??

@ElianaOsazee @EkyDorlyn @Wizarab10 Very tiring tbh

@CodedPaulo @EkyDorlyn @Wizarab10 They talk too much. When they are silent, they are scrolling social media or laughing at the fake Jokes of their colleagues When they have work to do, they max in, you can't see them talk. Their focus is 190%

@EkyDorlyn @Wizarab10 Nobi small wahala

@CodedPaulo @Wizarab10 It should be when am not around, or in the night by bed time

@EkyDorlyn @Wizarab10 Then come dey go your house make I dey alone enjoy my silence . Truth is that your gender are allergic to quiet and peaceful moment. Always trying to stir up gist or chaos that is not there

@Wizarab10 Men also need to understand that women love to gist with guys they love, there should be no boring moments with my man. Keeping quiet around me may suggest your thinking about another girl

@praisepal_ If I utter another word make I bend🤷‍♂️

you need to attain a certain level of stupidity to be in a peaceful relationship 😑

@UnkleAyo Daughter of Zion"Go forth and do what is in thy mind” we won’t judge you but ma abasi una go stuck together genitally

You will still do what is in your mind.

@sylv_ester_ They will make you question yourself. You will start murmuring unknowingly like early stage of madness , shouting eeei every 30seconds

A man abandoned you with a child. someone else comes to take care of it. Then you cheat on him with the same guy who abandoned you.💀🤷 Buh why?????💔

@PempressP Them swear for una say nothing go ever make una make am for this life without man? Leeches and scavengers….ndi akpakara tingwom 🫣

Every girl wants to build with a man,but her fear is what if he doesn’t make it ?

@UnkleAyo Women will make you question your critical thinking and turn to your neighbor to confirm if a goat is still a domestic aneema 🤷‍♂️

I don't understand. If you don't like sex that much, how do you intend to cheat? 😂😂 Omo. You people ehn.

The women forget that na who dey happy with economy dey fit get steady and working erection. They don’t or have refused to note that aspect . Man will be struggling with bad economy, bills pilling up without funds increasing , stress and they will expect your manhood to be at good function. Man no really come life especially for this our kwontry

I post anonymous link. Married men complaints are mostly related to economic concerns. Married women complaints are mostly related to libido & sex. Are you people taking notes?

@Ruky_Baby27 @ossaivictor1_ We are still saying the same thing😂😜me wey left for first year nko married now. I understand you , her and the devil shaa

@CodedPaulo @ossaivictor1_ Devil didn't do anything abeg, she's tired of holding the konji

Person don drop God work o

@SkassPeter @AnyanwuMalachy @ossaivictor1_ I go lie 4u

@CodedPaulo @AnyanwuMalachy @ossaivictor1_ My take, exactly.

There's this man that sells cement in my street, his wife left him, and moved back to her father's house late last year. She left with thier son because of how things became so difficult for the man. Over 8months, the man was begging but the woman refused. She said she will only return if he sets up a shop for her since she is currently managing her mother's shop at her family house. Since he couldn't meet her demands, oga got tired of begging, and unfortunately, he fell into the hands of a lady that sells foodstuffs around the area. News got to his wife and she came with her brothers to harrass the lady, while accusing the husband of cheating on her...

@DAMIADENUGA Olodo di na nwanyi

"At what age do you feel a lady should get married ? mid 20s, late 20s & early 30s." This lady right here was interviewed with a simple question, and she left everyone shocked with her response.

He is correct. Let’s break it down. When a man with a peaceful wife and home starts receiving calls from his friend complaining about his wife’s troubles, the man receiving the call will start appreciating his wife more. But when a woman in a peaceful marriage starts receiving calls from her friend about her cheating husband, the one in a peaceful home receiving the call gradually will start seeing the other woman’s husband in her husband even when he hasn’t done anything yet and by so doing , it won’t take long before issues will arise . Women are not good people ooooooooo😜

I first burst laugh 😭😭 Say na start packing your bags. 🙏😭😂