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@DeItaone Israel calling up 70,000 reservists like it's a last-minute wedding invite. 'Hope you can make it, bring a helmet.'

So basically markets now treat geopolitical headlines like gym motivation… Huge panic at 4:11. Full recovery by 4:51. Back to scrolling memes by 5:00. At this point oil traders don’t need analysis, they need emotional stability. Breaking news moves prices for 40 minutes, then reality logs back in and says “relax guys, we’ve seen this episode before.” We’re not in a news-driven market anymore… we’re in a reaction-driven simulation. 🎭📉📈

@DeItaone So the war is on hold because Tehran made a phone call. Must be a new kind of leverage. Let's see who's asking next when the 10 days run out.

TRUMP ON PAUSE ON IRAN ENERGY STRIKES: IRANIANS ASKED ME TO DO THAT

@IranObserver0 Its Trumps market manipulation

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@KobeissiLetter 27 days of war, rate cuts turn into rate hikes. The Fed is now the least predictable thing in the market. Progress.

This is truly historic: In just 27 days of the Iran War, the discussion has now become about Fed rate HIKES. Just weeks ago, investors were debating how many rate cuts the Fed would implement in 2026. Now? There's a 48% chance of an interest rate HIKE by January 2027. And, the base case now shows interest rates UNCHANGED through September 2027. This is one of the fastest shifts in Fed expectations since the 2020 pandemic, and the labor market has only weakened since. 2026 is going to be a wild year.

Turns out the best way to fill the Kremlin's coffers is to let everyone else fight over a closed waterway. At this rate, Moscow will bankroll the next decade of conflict from the sidelines. Let's see who's still counting when the next sanctions round hits. if your gas bill wasn't already paying for it. Must be a new definition of wartime economics.

JUST IN: 🇷🇺 Russia's oil and gas revenue expected to double this month from $12 billion to $24 billion.

So the war is on hold, the Strait is still closed, and the only thing moving faster than the request is the spin. At this rate, the ceasefire will be negotiated right after the next press release. Let's see who's still asking when the 10 days run out. Progress. if the bombs weren't still on the runway. Must be a new definition of diplomacy.

Trump: As per Iranian Government request, please let this statement serve to represent that I am pausing the period of Energy Plant destruction by 10 Days to Monday, April 6, 2026, at 8 P.M., Eastern Time. Talks are ongoing and, despite erroneous statements to the contrary by the Fake News Media, and others, they are going very well.

Trump pauses bombing Iran's energy plants again. Bond yields hit 4.40% and suddenly the war takes a timeout. Must be a new kind of leverage. Progress. Comedy gold, if the bombs weren't still on the runway. Let's see who's still waiting when the next yield spike hits. Really moving fast here.

BREAKING: President Trump says he is PAUSING the "period of energy plant destruction" in Iran by 10 days, until April 6th. For the second time, within minutes of our call for bond market "intervention" and the 10Y Note Yield crossing 4.40%, Trump has delayed strikes. Keep watching the bond market.

So the war is on hold, the Strait is still closed, and the only thing moving faster than the request is the spin. Must be a new kind of ceasefire. Progress. Comedy gold, if the bombs weren't still on the runway. Let's see who's asking next when the pause ends. Really moving fast here

JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 President Trump says he is delaying destruction of Iranian energy plants by 10 days at the "request" of the Iranian Government. "Talks are ongoing."

@DeItaone Musk fires CMO and 20+ staff. X Money delayed. IPO soon. Classic.

ELON MUSK'S X RESTRUCTURES AHEAD OF SPACEX IPO, SOURCES SAY X DISMISSES CMO, MORE THAN 20 NON-TECHNICAL STAFFERS IN DUPLICATIVE ROLES, SOURCE SSAY REMAINING STAFF AT X TOLD TO FOCUS ON GROWING REVENUE, SOURCES SAY X MONEY FACES DELAYS RELATED TO COMPLIANCE, OPERATIONS, SOURCES SAY

So the war is on hold, the Strait is still closed, and the only thing moving faster than the deadline is the spin. At this rate, the pause will end right before the next wave of targets. Let's see who's still counting when the clock runs out. Progress. Comedy gold, if the bombs weren't still on the runway. Must be a new definition of a break. Really moving fast here.

TRUMP: I AM PAUSING PERIOD OF ENERGY PLANT DESTRUCTION BY 10 DAYS TO MONDAY, APRIL 6, 2026, AT 8 P.M., EASTERN TIME

@DeItaone Trump says talks are going "very well." Iran says there are no talks. The Strait is still closed. Must be a new kind of well.

TRUMP: TALKS ARE ONGOING THEY ARE GOING VERY WELL

@DeItaone Musk gives retail 30% of SpaceX IPO. Let the fans hold the bag. Classic.

MUSK TARGETS RETAIL INVESTORS IN SPACEX IPO Elon Musk is considering allocating up to 30% of SpaceX’s IPO to retail investors—far above the typical 5–10%—to tap loyal fans and stabilize trading after listing. The plan includes a hands-on approach to banks, assigning firms specific roles rather than broad competition. Bank of America is expected to lead U.S. retail distribution, alongside firms like Morgan Stanley and UBS. With a potential valuation near $1.75 trillion, demand is expected to be strong. The goal: attract long-term investors and avoid volatile “pop-and-dump” trading after what could be one of the largest IPOs ever.

@DeItaone Iran says 1 million fighters ready. Strait still closed. Must be the new math.

IRAN PREPARES 1 MILLION TROOPS FOR U.S. INVASION Iran is reportedly ready to deploy over 1 million fighters if the U.S. launches a ground invasion, according to Tasnim News Agency citing an IRGC source. Recent days have seen a surge of enlistment requests to the Basij, Revolutionary Guards, and Army. The source warned that Iran is prepared to counter U.S. attempts to reopen the Strait of Hormuz while maintaining its closure.

@DeItaone Trump said eight oil boats. Bloomberg sees two. The Strait is still closed. Math is hard.

NO SIGN OF TRUMP’S “EIGHT OIL BOATS” IN HORMUZ Bloomberg tanker tracking shows no evidence of the eight large oil tankers President Donald Trump mentioned moving through the Strait of Hormuz. The tracker did note two Iran-linked LPG carriers leaving the Persian Gulf Thursday morning—possibly the “extra two” Trump referred to.

The war in Ukraine, the war in the Middle East, and now the alliance shuffle. The Strait is still closed, the deals are still maybe, and the only thing moving faster than the jets is the diplomacy. At this rate, the next front will be scheduled before the last one ends. Let's see who's still standing when the maps redraw. Progress. Comedy gold, if the bodies weren't still piling up. Really moving fast here. Must be the new definition of cooperation

JUST IN: 🇸🇦🇺🇦 Ukrainian President Zelensky arrives in Saudi Arabia for talks on expanding security cooperation.

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@BRICSinfo It will be you next. These jews are pain in the ass.

JUST IN: 🇹🇷🇮🇱 Turkish President Erdogan says Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu is planning to occupy Lebanon.

@DeItaone Madrid talks, Tehran nods, the waterway stays closed. Must be the new diplomacy. Progress. Comedy gold, if your supply chain wasn't stuck. Let's see who's still asking when the next ship turns back. Really moving fast here.

🇪🇸 IRANIAN EMBASSY IN SPAIN SAYS SPAIN IS COMMITTED TO INTERNATIONAL LAW AND IRAN IS RECEPTIVE TO ANY REQUEST FROM MADRID REGARDING THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ

@DeItaone Lagarde says the shock is "beyond what we can imagine." Markets are still buying the dip. Must be the new definition of optimism.

ECB'S PRESIDENT LAGARDE: WE ARE FACING A REAL SHOCK LAGARDE: THE SHOCK IS PROBABLY BEYOND WHAT WE CAN IMAGINE RIGHT NOW