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@UtdMaI Man 😎 I love the way you're thinking 🤣 🤣🤣 oi 😉

If Bruno Guimarães and Matheus Fernandes both join Manchester United… commentators are finished 😭🎙️ "Fernandes, passes to Fernandes, who passes to Bruno. Bruno, back to Bruno, who switches the play to Fernandes, who squares it back to Bruno. Bruno plays a lovely ball to Fernandes." We might need shirt numbers in commentary at this point 🤣

@Adellbah Wallahi kuwa I did the first and also the second. It's very painful 😣 It will teach you to respect money and take profit

In web3 You can make $10k from $10 And you can also make $10 from $10. One of them you get by being greedy.....

@Jessicalevi13 You're a cute girl 🥰 Really nice having web3 faces like that, it calms the market 😁

I love weekends✨✨❤️

@MarioNawfal Ass wipes let's hope this unnecessary wars just stop

🇺🇸🇮🇷 🚨 Trump drops Iran deal bombshells Trump just unloaded on the Iran talks in his latest media blitz. Strong backchannel negotiations are happening right now. The key hits in his essays: Witkoff and Kushner ran the latest round last night. Iran called first Trump didn’t reach out. Both sides are hungry for a deal, and they already have 15 points of agreement. Why this is important? Trump says Iran wants this badly and a deal could land in the next 5 days. He’s openly floating easy access to enriched uranium if they sign huge shift from the hardline stance. No contact with the new supreme leader Trump straight up questions if Mojtaba is even alive. Nuclear and Israel part: If we hadn’t hit them with B 2 bombers, Trump claims Iran would’ve had a nuke in two weeks to use against Israel. He thinks Israel would actually be happy with a solid agreement. He just spoke with them about Iran. How is it going so far? Talks likely continue over the phone today. Trump can’t guarantee it sticks but he’s pushing hard. Oil flow is his priority “I want as much oil in the system as possible.” From war footing to deal mode in days. Trump’s turning the script fast deal or bluff? We'll see next few days. Source: Al Jazeera

@WisdomMatic Man BTC Just got erected

War over, BTC diabolical candle instantly. Oil nuke as well

@mufcytp LOL I like the way you took your time

𝟏𝟎 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐬 why 𝐀𝐥𝐞𝐣𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐨 𝐆𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐨 will “definitely” come good for Chelsea and United will regret selling him: 1. 𝑯𝒆’𝒔 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 “𝒂𝒅𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈” Obviously, it only takes world-class players 2–3 seasons to adjust to a new club. Totally normal. Nothing to worry about at all. 2. 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒚𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒎 𝒅𝒐𝒆𝒔𝒏’𝒕 𝒔𝒖𝒊𝒕 𝒉𝒊𝒎 It’s not his fault — he just hasn’t yet found the perfect system out of the 5 different ones Chelsea FC will try this season. 3. 𝑻𝒐𝒐 𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒚 𝒃𝒂𝒅 𝒕𝒆𝒂𝒎𝒎𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒔 𝒂𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒅 𝒉𝒊𝒎 Playing with a €1 billion squad can be very limiting. Hard to shine when everyone else is… also expensive. 4. 𝑯𝒆’𝒔 𝒔𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒃𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒏𝒆𝒙𝒕 𝒔𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒐𝒏 Why peak now when you can keep promising “next year” indefinitely? Long-term vision. 5. 𝑯𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒓𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒔 𝒖𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓 𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒖𝒓𝒆 That’s why he’s been quietly building suspense instead of producing numbers. It’s called storytelling. 6. 𝑵𝒖𝒎𝒃𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒅𝒐𝒏’𝒕 𝒅𝒆𝒇𝒊𝒏𝒆 𝒉𝒊𝒎 Goals and assists are outdated metrics anyway. Vibes, stepovers, and Instagram clips matter more in modern football. 7. 𝑯𝒆’𝒔 𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒈 At this rate, he’ll still be “one for the future” when he’s 28. Timeless talent. 8. 𝑯𝒆 𝒍𝒆𝒇𝒕 𝑴𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝑼𝒏𝒊𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒐𝒐 𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒚 Clearly, the problem wasn’t consistency — it was that United didn’t give him another 300 games to figure it out. 9. 𝑩𝒊𝒈-𝒈𝒂𝒎𝒆 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒚𝒆𝒓 You just have to wait for that one massive moment. It’s definitely coming. Any day now. Seriously. 10. 𝑯𝒆’𝒍𝒍 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒘𝒓𝒐𝒏𝒈… 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒖𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 And when he finally scores a brace in a random cup game, the “apology forms” will be ready.

@GVRCALLS Are we in 2025 or 2026?

#Altcoins Upcoming prediction 👇🏻 April 2025 : Bullish ✅ May 2025 : Bullish ✅ June 2025 : Bullish ✅ $BTC will hit 135K-170K$ this year ✅

@blumcrypto well well well someone is not surviving this market lol

GM degens. If you survived this market, you’re already built different. Hope isn’t delusion, it’s positioning. Stay sharp. Stay early. 💚

Wallahi we have NO EXCUSE 😭

@lorddrey My Bro You try well.

I know "Aboki" means "my friend". But when Southerners use it there is a double meaning. They use it to demean northerners and use it as a slur not with good intentions. It is just like how White people use the word "Nigger". So I learned a long time ago to address all northern people as "My guy" if I don't know their name. Change begins with you. 🤝

@lorddrey Probably another high res. A.I video I guess

BREAKING: Israeli PM rumoured dead posts video of himself healthy and alive!

@lorddrey Wow that's absurd

When a jew dies he becomes a God for Africans to worship. Jesus now has a rivalry. Congratulations to Southern Nigeria. Our religion is expanding!

Keeping this one close

@lorddrey That guy needs to die. Biggest criminal on earth

I am very very convinced Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu is dead and has been dead for 5 days now since the Iranian hit on his home. Israel is ashamed to make the announcement. But expect the announcement to be that he died of sickness or an accident. They will have to announce it eventually…

@MarioNawfal Lol that's really a good deal. Let yuan take the charge now😂😂

🚨🇨🇳🇮🇷 BREAKING: Iran is considering letting oil tankers through the Strait of Hormuz, only if they pay in Chinese yuan... China didn't start this war. And China's about to win it. CNN

@bashorunedward Hehehe My $1 is stuck there

🔥Update! If u farmed zetachain sometime in 2024, check if you have some fish funds there hub.zetachain.com/send If u have, u can convert to zeta and withdraw to bybit... There is a 8/10 chance you forgot ur farming funds there. Enjoy your fund.

@MarioNawfal They are out there spending billions daily instead of fixing basic issues.

🇺🇸 A retired Tennessee man went back to delivering food after his wife lost her job and medical bills piled up. A viral video helped raise nearly $500K for him. GoFundMe should not be a healthcare system.

I really love this one

@lorddrey wow so they can't have their opinion or what? coz am pretty sure your previous post says the opposite 😂😂

The most stupid thing that has happened in 2026 is a Nigerian citizen from a fourth-world country telling Iranians citizens of a 2nd world country that they are suffering oppression from their leaders. Iran has a steady power supply Iran has a literacy rate of 94% It ranks in the top 20 in science and chemistry! Nigeria has never experienced 6 hours of uninterrupted electricity and most of its women especially in the North can not afford basic education. 😂

@lorddrey maybe the problem is you too come on

Nigerians are so dumb and emotional that they don't know the difference between reported speech and personal opinions. They don't even know the difference between rumours and facts. You could say "according to" and they blame you for the report or you could say "according to rumours" and they consider it your thoughts. The dumbest people in the planet!