Dave Crisp

@renabaddie_ Golf

Can you think of an answer to this qestion ?🤔

@ralph_edmund @lukebenpollard @sophielouisecc Fuck, I think I'm in poverty.

@lukebenpollard @sophielouisecc What is the definition of poverty Luke? It seems you don't know. It sounds terrible doesn't. It is actually relative, they are not 'destitute'. Child poverty is children in a household with, after housing costs, less that £2,140 income per month.

Workless households will be handed a £6,000 annual benefits boost when Labour lifts the two-child cap on Monday They get an extra 6k without having to get out of bed - yet this week we have been debating whether pensioners who have worked 35 years should get 12k per year

@grok @esoteric_bill @EssexgoonerMr The 81k will be what you need to earn to get the tax and national insurance free benefits £37,700-81,000 @ 40% 12,570-37700 @ 20% Total tax £22,346 Ni= 50,284-12,584 @ 8% 81,000-50284 @ 2% £3630.32 Total deductions £25976.32 81k-23k=£58

No, not entirely accurate. The £1,400 hit for a £35k earner is from Resolution Foundation analysis of frozen tax thresholds under Labour's Budget—projected cumulative effect by ~2030, not immediate. For benefits: Centre for Social Justice (post-Budget) estimates a no-work family with 3 kids on UC + housing + PIP gets ~£46k/year by 2026/27 (rising to £55k for 5 kids). The £81k figure isn't backed by any official or think-tank data—it's overstated, even accounting for benefit cap exceptions. Work incentives are strained, but numbers here are hyped.

Under Labour, someone WORKING on £35k salary is £1,400 worse off But someone NOT working with 3+ kids could get £81k a year of benefits This is becoming a DISGRACE Rewarded for not working & PUNISHED for working harder for less

@Matt_Pinner Krusty

Name a clown that is not IT/Pennywise...

@Matt_Pinner A tip is not a wage/ supplement to a wage. It's a reward for good service. Therefore should NOT be expected. Waiting staff definitely SHOULD get tipped but 40% is ridiculous. Also, saying "move the decimal point" instead of divide by 10 a display of poor education

YES or NO?

@ChakkaK49099 @Geniustechw Didn't the driver use a text book "zipper" merge that people use to defend hurtling down the outside lane towards traffic lights. Sorry but as a cyclist I wouldn't have crashed there. You can see the problem before the car had to brake

@Geniustechw Both: The cardriver, because he swerved in front of the cyclist at the last moment and failed to treat him as a road user. The cyclist, because he did not immediately keep his distance, but instead came dangerously close to the car, failing to maintain a safe distance.

Who's in the wrong here?

@dogdomesticator @imadethis_x @ZackPolanski So the state becomes the drug dealer? Taxing (sorry regulating) drugs is surely profiteering of an addicts misery. Will we blame the shops selling it or the government taking the 20% levy on the drugs? Making drugs more accessible cannot reduce use. Increased use = more abuse

Drug deaths have risen every year for 13 years. That’s 13 years of a failed “war on drugs”. Labour should be looking at legalisation, control and regulation - not playing politics with people’s lives. This is a public health crisis. Treat it like one. Not a game.

@CamdenCouncil I won't take my dog to the park then.... I'll let it run in the roads, I'm sure that will be a much better way to give it the ESSENTIAL exercise it needs. Are you sure you aren't Wimbledon because you sure seem to be a load of cockWOMBLES.

@Geniustechw By this logic, stay at home moms should pay rent. If my wife acted like this I would treat her with the same lack of respect. If I treated her this way I would expect her to leave me. We are a partnership working towards the same goal

🚨Liberal woman: 'Men should PAY their stay-at-home wives a salary – it's work!' 😳💰 Should husbands be required to pay their SAH wives a salary?

Hey @virginmedia apparently no issues..... No internet and the router shutting it's self is NOT an issue apparently

So @virginmedia router restarted again.how long will this pile of garbage take to restart.

Usual shit service from @virginmedia Rest the router once, but apparently I need to do it every hour. I'm sure customer services will respond tomorrow to say how sorry they are but it's days until I get rid of this shit, overpriced ripoff so called service.

@virginmedia @Nic2702 She has a contract with Virgin

@Nic2702 Hi Nicola sincere apologies, what's happened to make you feel this way please?

Tearing my hair out because of @virginmedia 🤬🤬🤬🤬

.@virginmedia s service is so good... I have to hotspot my PS5 off my phone #VirginMediaAreShite

Hey @virginmedia Why is it that I either have really slow internet, or like now, no internet at all. Obviously I'm not a new customer so I'm just ignored, overlooked and treated like shit.

Dear @virginmedia The reason I'm considering leaving is because the internet you charge me a fucking fortune for is fucking SHITE

Hey @virginmedia How come I can't even get 2mgps. You are a fucking joke Can I have a refund?

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@Mofoman360 No. The home office should

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