Derick John 🇿🇦🏁

I dont know who you are but I will find your release clause and I will trigger it #NUFC

@e_sunderland 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Positives from tonight: 1. We helped relegate Spurs 2. We gave every toon fan the best 90mins of their entire season 3. See 1

Announce Iraola! #nufc

@e_sunderland Why exactly would Sunderland question the format of a competition they will never compete in? Rather question the format of the Checkertrade trophy

I think we need to seriously question the format of the UCL when Qarabag and Spurs are in the later rounds. It clearly isn’t working. It’s not the elite of the elite is it. Spurs were 17th last season and Qarabag aren’t even a real club!

@VivaLREM @LukeEdwardsTele 4. You

@LukeEdwardsTele You really have to put this down to three factors. 1. Paul Mitchell 2. Woltemade 3. Armchair fans with no affiliation to the club

That was a disaster. Newcastle have conceded 15 goals in their last five games. They can't defend, their attacking play is laboured and lacks any sort of fluency. They are in spiral of low confidence and out of form players. These are difficult and testing times #NUFC

@DaClappa11 @GangHits Wow an expert on survival skills

@GangHits That cashier had multiple chances to rush him and try to wrestle the gun away from the armed robber when he wasn’t pointing the gun at him. His lack of survival skills cost him his life 🤦🏾‍♂️

He literally complied to all your demands and you STILL kill him???🤦🏽‍♂️🕊️

@e_sunderland @FabrizioRomano His penalties are as shit as Le Fe's

@FabrizioRomano It still feels a lot like maybe he did that on purpose

Brahim Diaz statement. ❤️‍🩹🇲🇦 My soul hurts. I dreamed of this title thanks to all the love you all gave me, every message, every show of support that made me feel I wasn’t alone. I fought with everything I had, with my heart above all else. Yesterday I failed and I take full responsibility. I apologize from the bottom of my heart. It will be hard for me to recover, because this wound doesn’t heal easily… but I will try. Not for myself, but for everyone who believed in me and for everyone who suffered with me. I will keep going forward until one day I can give you all this love back and become a source of pride for my Moroccan people. @YanisChakib 🎥

@e_sunderland @Doddsy228904442 Stick to signing your £1.5 million no name players

@Doddsy228904442 I think that’s because, like 20383730303 other players last summer, he didn’t want to go there.

Hahahahahah they turned down 65m from us man idiots #nufc

Dear Newcastle supporter Before getting carried away during this transfer window, please remember your most trusted ITK accounts claimed to have had it under good authority that Isak was definitely staying with the club during the previous transfer window. #NUFC

@e_sunderland CALVERT-LEWIN

ADINGRAAAAAAA

That’s actually class news. Now do Tonali for the elbow to the jaw.

My combined Sunderland/Newcastle 11 for the Tyne-Wear derby. #NUFC #Safc

@e_sunderland What's his Champions League rating this season?

Incredible. #SAFC

It’s all well and good scoring 4 goals (even if you’re given two pens for free!!) against van drivers and brickies, there’s some proper teams in the UCL tonight. Some lovely football in this Barca PSG game.

#AVFC Doing the country proud in Europe, against strong opposition of proper footballers. What a club.

@e_sunderland @FabrizioRomano You're on here commenting on Newcastle related posts, shouldn't you be watching Sunderland's Champions League match?

@FabrizioRomano Has the firing squad celebration been made mandatory by the owners? Does he have to pretend he’s executing someone for being LGBT?

The perfect night for Newcastle! ⚪️⚫️ Who’s been your Man of the Match?

@KayLFC05_ Why did you not include the Community Shield?

I don’t care what anyone says, this is mental.

@LFCApproved Definitely sounds like you're dreaming

Definitely sounds like Marc Guehi will be a Liverpool player by next season.

@LBLFC_ Isak would

You know who wouldn't be flirting with other teams on international duty and agreeing deals? Wataru Endo.

@AnfieldAgenda What THAT sharp?

Isak tonight 🇸🇪 Looking very sharp for someone who hasn’t played in months 🔥 x.com/KfjcompsV30196…

@SamueILFC Thank God

Rejected Newcastle for Liverpool.