Martyn Dutton

Today went pretty well. Lucy's captaining @BrickfieldGFC to the @nwgfootball U17s trophy beating a Henllan side that were looking for the treble. @RobRyanRed @fearlessidzine Getting the badge in 🟢⚪️🟢⚪️ #upthebrickie #cupwinners #Danslastdance

@_stonyd @SamJDean @themagic_tophat Rice is an outstanding player in a very good side Fernandez is an outstanding player in a side that were shite for 2/3 of the season. Utd would be nowhere near CL if it wasn't for him Well deserved imo

@SamJDean @themagic_tophat Fernandez has won because his impact on matches. Rice is an industrious player but no where near as talented

With respect to my colleagues in the football writing industry, I am stunned that Bruno Fernandes has been named FWA Footballer of the Year instead of Declan Rice. Rice has literally won more matches this season (35) than Fernandes has even played (34). telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…

@X7JBG Excellent

@Discodutton1974 Yes, luckily meet the criteria to guarantee ticket

I bet this criteria is gonna pee a lot of people off 😳

So tomorrow I have a drive to Shrewsbury & Telford @LoveMcGrathpod @ClaretBluePod @danbardell Do your thing #podcasts

@drewwalsh32 @AVFCStatto Is it Konsa to RB Cash to RM Mcginn to CM

@AVFCStatto Rarely anyone suggested Lindelof in fairness

Surely there can be no complaints with that team. Based on who is available, it's what most people were asking for. #AVFC

Missing the Villa game tonight to see the legend that is @realclintonb Please can you use all your psychic powers and let me know if Villa will make the final

@carryontitterin Light of my darkness

😲 THE WORLD CUP OF KENNETH WILLIAMS - Round 7 😲 Select your favourite Kenneth Williams character. Up yours with the Khasi or hitting it off with Professor Crump? VOTE NOW! 👇

@carryontitterin Stupid what??

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@X7JBG Wife said Emery out 🤣

No fight at all not even a ripple. The least you expect is effort but today we deserve to be 2 down.

Wrexham to @AVFCOfficial #utv #avfc

@bigphil321 My first ever England game Beckham was everywhere that day, dragging England to Korea

I was there, level with the free kick.. Our oldest son Grant was a ball boy… When Becks hit the ball, it was surreal, it felt like time had stopped, & there was a silence for what felt like ages, it was a millisecond, & then the roof came off 👏⚽️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@X7JBG Doing a good job holding it up & laying it off but then it breaks down with a poor pass

@Discodutton1974 Ollie is on his own up there

Final third of the pitch again 🤷🏻‍♂️ Other than that…. So far so good

😲 THE WORLD CUP OF KENNETH WILLIAMS - Round 2 😲 Vote for your favourite Kenneth Williams character! Captain Fearless from Jack. Desmond Simpkins from Spying. Judge Burke from Cowboy. Or Percival Snooper from Loving. Vote now! 👇

@carryontitterin Married into the Wright family

@carryontitterin Carry on abroad Which also has the best joke " your only child, I presume "

What's your favourite Sid James Carry On film? Or your favourite Sid line? Or the best Sid moment? Sid appeared in 19 Carry On films between 1960 and 1974.

@db74mcr @Utdbrizzy Is that a Turkey knock off? 🤣

Who can guess the correct logo ?

@danbardell Chester to Telford drive today Got to catch up on a couple pods Always a good listen with @J_Tanswell and to be fair the one I look for first Great work gents #utv #avfc #sneakytransfer

Good show imo #AVFC

Win a pair of hospitality tickets to Nottingham Forest v Aston Villa🎟️ We're proud sponsors of the @EuropaLeague and Aston Villa and we're giving away 3 pairs of 𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐭𝐬 to the first semi final! To Enter: Follow @Betano_UK RT this post #AVFC

@TyBracey No other job can you fail so badly & still be financially better off

Imagine being shit at your job and getting a few million quid for the pleasure