Blue

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@LY1N2ME Brown please.. do an check up at least today, I am worried about your healthiness, perhaps just one today? It would make me very happy.

Everyone on this damn ship is sus in some way...

@restive_record Oh White, sometimes being professional is to be “false.” let’s try to learn this more, shall we? (OBS: Do your check-ups after this, you forgot to do yesterday and today, please.)

Fake it? That doesn’t sound professional… Oh well!

@brownsbestie W-What do you mean? I’m.. an Doctor! You know me! … right? That’s what you mean.

I know what you are.

@justrawdough … It’s fine Orange, it’s fine. And you are right, Thank you anyways.

@DoctorBlu3 Ahaha….!!! We all make mistakes don’t we blue? Though you barely make any! With you being hot and smart and…ahem…im getting ahead of myself.

I need green to sweep the cafeteria floors! Does anyone know where they are?

@justrawdough You… did? There wasn’t any confirmation you did it, I must’ve forgot to confirm it, sorry for the inconvenience.

@DoctorBlu3 Uhm…im postive i already did my check up today blue! Don’t you…recall…???

@justrawdough That’s more like it! I noticed that you didn’t do your check-up today, may you come to medbay after this ? I wouldn’t like to see you without any checkup.

@DoctorBlu3 I’m sure I will…they’re all green anyway! It should be easy to find them!

@YellowTheCook I don’t know, Lime said about it and the “concept” of Green having ass is something new to me, thought they wouldn’t even have an single piece of it.

@DoctorBlu3 Why

Some pizza for you nerds

@MIRA_Compliance Are you sure..?

PINK IS ON TWITTER EVERYONE GET READY TO FAKE IT TILL YOU MAKE IT!!! 🧡🧡

@YellowTheCook I’ve been thinking about this lately

@DoctorBlu3 Why was greens ass the only thing tou thought of

@YellowTheCook It’s too.. “baked.” Cooked too much, if you know what I mean Yellow.

@DoctorBlu3 ?

But also, walking with Lime made me feel more lighter! if that’s how it’s said. What I meant is that I feel glad with their presence along me, do you get me ?

So I’ve been thinking a lot lately, how does the crewmates have one bone and green don’t? I must be asking too much, but maybe it’s just me being delusional, I should stop walk with Lime too much. .

@StrebsBatzies @SkeldCafeteria Little ?

i like to think brown has a little obsession with yellow, just a little... a tiny one....

@Failed_Upwards I don’t know, if I may ask to myself.. since I quite saw *EVERYONE*’s ass, I can’t decide such some decision.

who has the fattest ass on the skeld

@LimeLikeDaFruit I was asking about other stuff but ok.

i have a fat ass

@polypchromosome Oh.. oh wow..

me when i get into a situationship with my sexy ship doctor #blime #maddoctor #amongusshow