Orange

Welcome to parody twt! We’re so happy to have you amongst us! Or is it among us, I always forget which one is grammatically- (TITLE CARD) //hey im a minor, and I’ll try my best to put on a good orange impression! also this account WILL include spoilers for episodes 1-10, ok?

@SkeldCafeteria Isn’t Gemini like…some sort of month sign orrr…???

I wonder what Cyan meant with that "twin souls" and us being "geminis"

Now you can be a true MIRA HR by stealing my identity, authority and my clothes!!!

@Vexoonity BEEN!? W-WHAT- HOW- WHEN-!? I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS!!!

@justrawdough we've BEEN sentient.

orange is not a fucking moron.

I’ve counted every trust ball! There’s one missing!!! I remember there were 9,473 trust balls, and now there’s only 9,472! I’ve counted every trust ball 50 times!!!!

@The_Wormyyyy That’s nice to hear Green. But…I think we could move on to a different topic!

I grew up on a worm farm

@Parody_Player1 Ah! Yes! Im perfectly fine…Ahem…

@justrawdough You uh.. you good there orange?

I’m the only non horny crewmate, aren’t I?

@Parody_Player1 Yes he is…He’s so dreamy…he’s hot and smart…

@justrawdough What’s up with that blue guy anyway? Surely he isn’t that spicy

@TheBetterGreen I think the syndrome you have is getting to your head lime. You should get checked by blue!

The aliens…they’re here…

@unp4id_intern That’s the spirit I need to see on this ship! Now… *orange would give green a broom, mop, and a water bucket.* Get to it!

@justrawdough YEAH !

@justrawdough Hi Orange!

I’m getting mildly tired! I may drift off soon enough! Good night everyone! Get a good rest! im going to check on my trust balls though…

@DoctorBlu3 It was probably a malfunction or…a bug! No biggie! We’ll have to repair that soon!

So I’ve been thinking a lot lately, how does the crewmates have one bone and green don’t? I must be asking too much, but maybe it’s just me being delusional, I should stop walk with Lime too much. .

@ProQualityDoc O-Oh! T-Thank you blue! Though I think you’re the better sigma…ahem…anyways…!!

@justrawdough The only sigma I see in the room is you, Orange.

I feel so sigma.

@DoctorBlu3 Ahaha….!!! We all make mistakes don’t we blue? Though you barely make any! With you being hot and smart and…ahem…im getting ahead of myself.

@justrawdough You… did? There wasn’t any confirmation you did it, I must’ve forgot to confirm it, sorry for the inconvenience.

I need green to sweep the cafeteria floors! Does anyone know where they are?

@DoctorBlu3 Uhm…im postive i already did my check up today blue! Don’t you…recall…???

@justrawdough That’s more like it! I noticed that you didn’t do your check-up today, may you come to medbay after this ? I wouldn’t like to see you without any checkup.

@DoctorBlu3 I’m sure I will…they’re all green anyway! It should be easy to find them!

@justrawdough I’m so sorry, I didn’t see them anywhere, but I’m sure you will be able to find them, Orange.

@Unp41dint3rrnnn Perfect! Now clean. *orange would hand green a mop and a water bucket.*

@justrawdough Right here, ma'am!

@brownsbestie What “definition”??? I am a crewmate!!! I don’t know what definition you have, but i personally think it’s wrong!

@justrawdough Hmm.. you are not in my definition of crewmate

I know what you are.