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@EastEndJoe Literally would sell yellow ice to an Eskimo

You all thought I was kidding.

Trump blames the pool algae on vandalism. Yes, vandalism in DC is rampant. Last year vandals destroyed half the White House. Last week a gang of criminals ripped up the South Lawn and staged a fight club. A few months ago some cretin graffitied the Kennedy Center with his name!

@The_Beast63 @shelbystardust His face reminds me of something

@shelbystardust Not only Jeff Bezos! Mister Wonderful too!

GOOD MORNING to everyone who knows that fresh water is a HUMAN RIGHT that is infinitely more important than fůckıng DATA CENTERS. FŮCK YOU, Jeff Bezos.

@shelbystardust Afternoon

@EastEndJoe Chode

This will be interesting!

@WestEndJane Lose yourself in the music the moment you own it and never let it go..

So true. I don't mind though. As a dad you learn over the years what's important is everyone is healthy,the wife's happy and nobody wants for anything. Spend some time with the family and do something together is all I ask if it's possible. Doing a road trip tomorrow and some nom noms at the end together. That will make my day.

Tomorrow is Father’s Day…. As if anybody gives a F… lol

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If the government warned us that space aliens were invading Earth, 35% of Americans would say, "No their not."

Yeah you'd think one of 8,000 phones or the news crews/influencers would have caught that not to mention all the other cameras around there. Absolute fekn clowns. He fekd it up and hired a pardoned donor idiot and now wants to blame everyone else. So par for the course with Trump. Even though he always cheats to get par.

These MAGA morons believe the left went and dumped fertilizer in the Reflection Pool. No MAGA. Leftists understand that Washington DC is one of the most surveilled areas in the USA. They’re not as dumb as MAGA.

No one vandalized the Reflection Pool, Trump just hired a no bid contractor that never did this kind of work before as a favor to the owner of the company who Trump also pardoned.

While we’re still on the subject.

@covie_93 Video evidence of the suspect in question

BREAKING: Police releases photo of the criminal who vandalized the Reflecting Pool:

Let him cook.

@karolineleavitt No it's just a great metaphor for this administration. Create a problem where there isn't one. Or fek it up worse. Lie about it and then blame everyone else for it. Then charge the tax payers for it.

So true, and so sad. The liberal media is truly deranged.

Yeah that kinda bugs me too. It's like can't you come up with an original thought of your own. Just like reaction videos on youtube. One person does a video then 942 ppl do reactions to the same video over and over. It's like you can obviously edit why wouldn't you make your own video edited together and react to that? They all copy eachother ffs.

I’m going to start calling out and blocking some big blue accounts that are notorious for plagiarizing tweets made by smaller accounts. There’s a few I have in mind. Why not help smaller accounts grow instead of stealing their material?

@SundaeDivine Then they ran ads before the CPR instructions video didn't they? Those som bishes.

If YouTube didn’t run 30 second ads before showing “Heimlich Maneuver” I’m sure my date last night would’ve asked me out again.

@WestEndJane Morning.. I am weird I play Duck,Duck,Duck. I kicked the goosies @$$ out of the party.

Good morning, #BlueDuckArmy!🦆💙Stay authenduckly weird!✨💕

Almost done the roof. Half day today think I will wash up the C-10 and take a ride up to Mt. Katahdin tomorrow with my better half. Maybe do some trout fishing and stop somewhere to get some nom noms. Apparently Applebee's is doing all you can eat apps for 18.00$. Not a bad deal.