Jester 🍀

It's called I Win. It's called I Fucking Win.

@GirlsDislikeMe I always just say "I don't know" to quickly cut the conversation off.

Guy at my gym asked if I’m talking to any girls or have a gf right now. He said why not you’re a good looking guy and I had to tell him I’m a chud

@niggergoblin Be that as it may.

@EvilAssMage I'd call us acquaintances.

I'm friends with several old lobotomized sissy uncs.

@LambLover111 That's what im saying.

It's not nice to reply to my post without liking.

@LambLover111 I'm sorry. I failed you.

@LambLover111 I will save you.

@seanelonmusk Our elite ruling class.

I’m trans Jewish and gay

@currentlyheeb Sigh.

I cannot overstate the effect she had on me during my formative years.

Cream of cough drop soup

@outcasthermit Eva Heinemann.

@EvilAssMage counter-counterpoint: idk who that is

an anime girl would never divorce you, take your house, and turn your children against you.

@IceKuonjiV2 @outcasthermit She's a little bit redeemed.

@EvilAssMage @outcasthermit Worthless fucking whore I hate her

@2prayer2god2 Clams and mussels.

Sand food

@gl1tterangel You need more than that.

Gonna eat McDonalds. #ICouldBeTreatingYouToThisYouBitch

@orchifae Can I have some.

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@Elfen_Haruhi Let me bless you.

Love was on sale for 298 yen at a store but I couldn't buy any because I didn't have enough money.

@chuddybluddywow That's the best part.

@EvilAssMage You can find these in real life I think.