Married Italian Goblin

@_icon_ick_ Sorry it's a package deal

Want to smoke a bunch of sativa and rub each other through our jeans??

@Hey54636 Incredible! Promote this man to Business King!

(In a business meeting) You've heard of a meatball sub well this is a meatball tub

@Howlingmutant0 @RangerMedic1983 At least train your kegels

@RangerMedic1983 This is why I don’t work out

Wise words 😂

@ZacksJerryRig maybe your wife can get it implanted so she can throw it back on my dick instead of just laying there all limp

This is huge. China just approved the worlds first BCI (brain control interface) from a company called NEO. After installing the electrode in their brains, NEO (Neural Electronic Opportunity) had over 30 spinal cord injury patients show major improvements in basic hand movements and daily tasks, with some users reporting a 100% improvement in voluntary control over their hand functions. *and* The electrode sits under the skull but outside of the brain. Making it far less intrusive than other BCI's. So cool. I imagine we are still 5 to 10 years out from seeing someone walk again. But it's super cool to see *real* success in the BCI space. fudan.edu.cn/en/2026/0317/c…

@formerlyheeb @BeatenGoblin That account is suspended for 30 days but yes.

Do I cop

@eigenrobot I think that's why they're frantically trying to replace the only people that would bring them to Justice. However, I remain doubtful that the British have any will left to protect and preserve their own. Their population is defanged and diluted.

i suppose a major implication of the report is that the current establishment can never afford to give up power because if they do theyre liable to be torn apart in the streets

@Howlingmutant0 @FilmUpdates I could almost jerk off to one of them

@FilmUpdates They are both so kind of attractive

Tom Holland and Zendaya in newly shared picture.

You're not going to like it, but it's Jackie Chan.

@Howlingmutant0 @UsingLyft Imagine how mangled his weiner must be after 12 hours a day everyday whacking.

@UsingLyft Trying to think of a non gay way to express I would like to see the volume and viscosity of this man’s loads

T levels high as the sky lmao

@currentlyheeb That's what I like to hear

@GravelGertie12 Lylecore

@EvilAssMage I'd call us acquaintances.

I'm friends with several old lobotomized sissy uncs.

@AGrumpyMonk_ Go Firebirds 🐦‍🔥🐦‍🔥🐦‍🔥

@currentlyheeb Didn't you try to adjust the valves?

@currentlyheeb Drz would be the perfect bike to practice clutch ups on?

@clark1927 @_icon_ick_ You pay for likes

@currentlyheeb Sounds like a fun bike

@AGrumpyMonk_ Suing you for defamation

Hell yeah