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Testing the Water
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@DisabledRebel @AlbionAwakening @ukhomeoffice @doctor_rahmeh No it isn’t actually because they are a democratically elected govt so they aren’t a conscripted terrorist org like Hezbollah would be classed as 🫠
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Police time will no longer be wasted investigating legal social media posts, freeing up officers to patrol the streets and tackle real crime.
By scrapping Non‑Crime Hate Incidents, we are balancing the protection of vulnerable communities while respecting free speech.
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@AlbionAwakening @ukhomeoffice @doctor_rahmeh Actually no they weren’t because Hamas isn’t a designated Terrorist organisation in the UK 🫠
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@cleobug101 But she’s still Rancid. I’d have to put two bags over her head.
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i’ve known two women like this. everyone always assumes the plain Jane is kind-hearted and above it all. the truth is, the bimbo is the sweetest person you'll meet. they like to have fun and want you to have fun too. they just also like to make sure they look sexy. the plain Jane 9 times out of 10 will find every chance she gets to remind you how she is morally superior because she doesn't prioritize her appearance like “other girls”. Lauren is probably NICE and makes Jeff feel like the man. that's all it really takes. no degrees or philanthropy replace that in a man's eyes.
Rebekah Jones@GeoRebekah
Men think this is an improvement. MacKenzie Scott, Princeton graduate, writing novels at age six, studied under Toni Morrison, founded Amazon, and one of the biggest philanthropists in the history of humanity. Versus.. whatever the fuck this is.
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@BGatesIsaPyscho It would appear that the removal of the word “Easter” is not like how you are portraying it.
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🚨🇬🇧 Meanwhile in the UK
The globally, famous chocolate brand Cadbury’s has always seen its Easter eggs sell out in the lead up to the holiday.
However, in 2026, it’s been revealed that they are replacing Cocoa content with Palm Oils & removing the word ‘Easter’ for most products, so as not to offend the ever-growing Islamic population in the UK.
As a consequence, people have stopped buying their chocolate everywhere‼️
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MacKenzie probably sighed when she had to give him duty sex whereas Lauren Sanchez enthusiastically blows Jeff and makes him feel like a Chad.
There. Mystery solved.
Rebekah Jones@GeoRebekah
Men think this is an improvement. MacKenzie Scott, Princeton graduate, writing novels at age six, studied under Toni Morrison, founded Amazon, and one of the biggest philanthropists in the history of humanity. Versus.. whatever the fuck this is.
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@JohnCleese I have no idea who she is, but how the fuck does someone like her end up in a position to give her opinion on something like this. Honestly it’s fucking appalling.
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Another main problem is the poor quality of Labour advisors
I would put this one in charge of a candy store
Robbie@Robbie_Reasons
Former Labour Adviser Scarlett MccGwire. Do you agree with her. Would you get rid of your dogs to make muslims feel more welcome?
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@RadioGenoa That woman should leave that coward. What a complete wanker.
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A criminal steals two women, and the only man present, instead of catching him, runs away like a rat and hides behind a woman. Then an old man intervenes and chases him. Young people today lack courage.
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Why hasn't this caught on in the US?
They've been eating self-heating food in Japan (Bento) for several years now. They are popular in train stations and convenience stores and run between $3-$13 USD.
You pull a string on the side of the box. This mixes water with a chemical (usually calcium oxide/quicklime) in a bottom compartment, triggering an exothermic reaction that produces steam and heats the meal in 5–10 minutes.
Popular varieties include beef tongue, curry rice, beef bowl, steak and seafood options.
Who needs a microwave when you have Bento!
Source: lumadeline (IG)
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@mitchlafon Don’t pay the prices and they’ll have to lower the cost.
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@danwootton I worked a corporate gig that Mills was hosting a few years ago - he came across very creepy and I had a feeling something wasn’t right with him.
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BREAKING RIGHT NOW: BBC have SACKED Scott Mills as host of Radio 2's legendary breakfast show after a complaint about his "personal conduct".
He was taken off air last Tuesday as bosses investigate.
The gay presenter has been at the British Bashing Corporation for over 25 years.
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@adammcarter @jk_rowling I mean, if you’re walking around wearing a Gryffindor shirt then I’m guessing you’re 11 years old anyway……
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I fear this might be my most controversial take ever, but I agreed to put it to a vote so here we are.
Hoodies should only be worn by men young enough not to look silly carrying a skateboard.
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@bo66ie29 I can see 2 aircon units - never realised Liverpool was such a hot place
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@BluskyeAllison You only have to look at him and his ‘actor hairstyle’ to know he’s a fucking prick.
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“Garfield, Radcliffe, Pascal and the rest should be put on the spot. They should be made to tell us exactly what they hate about Rowling’s campaigning.
Is it her belief that men are not women? Is it her funding of Biera’s Place in Edinburgh, a women-only service for survivors of sexual assault? Is it her opposition to men playing in women’s sports, including boxing, where biological males pound women literally for sport?” ✍️Brendan O’Neill | 🎁Read this article for free: telegraph.co.uk/gift/456e3fe4e…
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✍️ "I almost feel sorry for Andrew Garfield. Imagine the impermeable, smug bubble of celebrity group-think you would need to live in to think it’s still fashionable to bash JK Rowling," writes Brendan O'Neill. 🔗: telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/03/2…
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“One of the main problems in the countryside is dogs. Muslims don’t like dogs.”
Liberal commentator complains the British countryside is racist and Muslims avoid going there because too many people walk their dogs, which are haram in Islam.
These people are really insane.
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@tigerroarcouk @Batfox_Pictures I used to work at an arena, Space were playing and it came across as if they were pissed and were being really obnoxious. Loads of complaints.
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@ExpensiveFlight @Batfox_Pictures odd, that performance seems perfectly fine though
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A defining moment for Space, “Female of the Species” appears on Spiders, released 1996. Written by Tommy Scott, the track became their biggest hit, known for its lounge influenced style that set it apart during the Britpop era.
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@ClaudiaWebbe “Anti far-right” lol. I assume you mean anti common sense….
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Half a million in London today. The largest anti-far right march in British history.
56 billionaires own more than 27 million of us. They built the crisis, bankrolled the hate, and bought Reform UK.
The streets belong to us - not to Farage, not to Musk, not to their money.
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