Sam Fels, But Who's Buying?

With training camp starting today, it's time for an announcement: I've been on the sidelines too long now, so MAMA, I'M COMING HOME. Excited to unveil my entry into the newsletter game: sam-fels-but-whos-buying.ghost.io It'll be Hawks-centric, but not just Hawks...

Already doing the math if I can keep drinking late enough for all this. Four years ago this wasn't a problem. Aging is tough!

On old twitter this tweet would have racked up likes and the newspaper would interview me

More like Matthew Coronary because he's stealing the Hart

@erikburgio @RealFansProgram Obviously

@RealFansProgram @FelsGate Old country buffet, I presume?

No episode this week as @FelsGate is heading to the Old Country. Which country that actually is remains to be seen.

@j0shc @theZubes Can you do it on a rainy night at Boavista?

@theZubes It’d have to be MISERABLE out

@itlooksreal I hate doing this to Xabi but he could have had this job.

@Laura_Adamczyk Least you didn't have far to go.

@robertkschmitz I can't do the OC's job but I know I can do George's job better than him.

Imagine you get three weeks of: Week 1: 85/15 run/pass split, every pass play is under center play action Week 2: The Bears never run the ball. Not once. Multiple play action shots anyways. 10-12 screens. Week 3: The Bears call the same trick pass 5 times and it never works

Need George McCaskey to run a promotion titled “If It’s So Easy, Why Don’t You Do It?” where a random #Bears season ticket holder gets to sit in offensive meeting rooms all week and call plays on gameday. I really want to know if that’s anything worse than what we’re getting.

The Bears have been so stupid and so inert for so long that the dream scenario for most fans is to pick off from the NFC champion Lions coaching staff. Think about all it took to get here.

@sahadevsharma @PJ_Mooney A. They never said "sustainable winner," just "sustainable." B. This doesn't sound better, just cheaper.

The Cubs are making significant changes to their pro scouting department, continuing their push to a more model-based philosophy as they rely less on in-person looks in their drive to build a sustainable winner. Story with @PJ_Mooney: nytimes.com/athletic/58946…

@jetfand Didn't he get like three that weren't deserved?

@FelsGate Like when Jeter got Gold Glove not deserved

He was -2 OAA and -5.6 Defensive Runs Saved

@jayzawaski Believe in yourself, Jay.

Solid may be overselling it. It was decent. The Ducks mostly controlled the play, but the Hawks had their share of moments, as well.

2-0 Hawks after a solid first period.

@LaurenceWHolmes I got somewhere he can look.

Theme of Eberflus’ session was “finding answers.” #Bears

Everyone hired by a McCaskey or hired by someone hired by a McCaskey is a moron until proven otherwise. This is universal law and I was wrong to stray from it for even one second.

On the other hand when the Bears don't fire this dipshit the atmosphere at Soldier Field next week oughta be choice.

@GeorgeDarkow Hasn't yet!

@FelsGate Major sex scandal is about all I think could do it.

So what do we need here to get Flus fired before boarding the plane? 4 touchdown loss? 5?

@BvrlyTweetmaker Thanks, George McCaskey.

Go Lions, I guess