Flash Gordon XRP

£790 to tax your 25 year old banger ~ they really hate poor people

@zarahsultana Well played 👌

The whole country knows it: Keir Starmer is a barefaced liar.

@GamewithDave @toly Lord of the Rings: Battle for middle earth 2

For anyone who used a computer between 1990 & 2005… what’s the one game you still think about?

@ElofsonJess Best one so far sir.

We are going to need a miracle to end the Iran war. I say we find this doctor Jesus guy and see what he has for skills. Best I got for ya Good luck to you all Long Live The Republic

@Keir_Starmer We will remember that you stood in Downing Street and tried to smear the public, lying about it being a far right plot and then prejudiced trials by saying anyone involved would be made to 'live to regret' being involved. Judges obliged.

@AlBuffalo2nite Did what you are telling him not to, against my parents advice, 29 years later, I wouldn't change it, not a single thing. Respect to your love for your son.

🚨My son asked me something that a lot of men are thinking… but not saying out loud… “Dad… she’s older… two kids… two different fathers… should I date her?” Let’s stop dancing around it. Why would a man voluntarily step into a situation where he inherits another man’s unfinished business? Women… real question… What exactly do you believe you’re bringing to the table… that offsets that level of responsibility? Be honest. And men… Are you building your future… or adopting someone else’s past? Because those are not the same thing. At all. #SilentMajoritySpeaks #AStoneGroove

Seriously

The moon right now from Wales

@Steve_UK_ @____Foxtrot____ @Mackenz46950920 😆

@____Foxtrot____ @Mackenz46950920 Zarah Sultana is not her real name. It's just her currant one. 🙂🙂

US troops were on UK bases a full 20 years before your family arrived from Pakistan, Zarah.

@Dearme2_ Speak for yourself... I was provided for and have spent the last 30 years providing 🫡

Our generation of men were never taught to be providers because no man provided our Moms.

@NotFarLeftAtAll @Macon012345 Finishing the cooking of the sausage

What's missing from this banging full English breakfast?

@RachelD1892 One!

Britain faces serious challenges on multiple fronts. What would you most like to see Keir Starmer and his government do?

@TRobinsonNewEra Get this guy first in line for a ticket

Go and 'settle' somewhere else. We don't care if the George Cross offends you, this is ENGLAND 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Feel free to piss off and settle in a sharia shithole country. We are not seeking your blessing or approval.

@liz_finnerty @thatuapgirl Oh im old ha

@FlashGordonXRP @thatuapgirl nahh man a clipper lighter 🤣 and tbh they were £1.98 for me 🤣🥰🫶✨

UK Folks. Salt and vinegar crisps used to be in the blue coloured packets. That’s the timeline I lived in. I remember when it changed to green. Who else lived this timeline with me?

@thatuapgirl @liz_finnerty 99p with a box of matches 🚬

@liz_finnerty £1.20 pack of tens.

When Dr Billy Ralph heard that the government were offering the “Covid vaccines” to under 12 year olds, he tweeted this message. “ I will not be injecting any child with this completely untried product in this cohort. 27 years of practice I have never seen an experimental product used on children. Especially for a condition that holds less risk than the treatment.” He should be rewarded and promoted to chief medical office not called up to a hearing in the Irish Medical Council! irishtimes.com/crime-law/cour…

Well done, Andrew Snowdon MP. Probably the best takedown today at PMQs of the vile Keir Starmer.