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@jodambusta Usually the ones that talk too much MOST of the time they are very low. The leaders are quite or the monied ones. Even if u are poor, girls get curious over the quite ones and flock all there. These noisy ones never get nyash
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Y'all see the guy with the balloon that stood up to become the loudest, busiest, funny guy in the room as soon as the hoes came in right?
Later one of the hoes will say he's the "leader" of the group
Ntate Mofokeng@RatuMofokeng
When the stocko finally arrives 😭😭🔥
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They use tush name to package women own and use "uncle abeg e don do" package men's own 💔
thuli tia@itsssthulsss
has anyone tried this?
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Nigerian kids describe what their parent's do for work 😂
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Most people don't realize that they have healthy stuffs around them. It's gluttony that affecting most people, not availability
Fufu is a good probiotic, just eat in appropriate quantity
Sweet potatoes is the best carb source you'll find around
Egusi contains protein and healthy fats
Okpa made from Bambara nut is rich in protein and healthy fats
Palm oil is most suitable for our type of high heat cooking, not vegetable oil
Vegetable soups is good for your gut
Locust beans is rich in probiotic for your intestinal health
Pineapples, beetroots help reduce inflammation
I can go on and on
You're welcome 🤗
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Because your healthy eating is a copycat of an American.
Sweet potatoes and ugu sauce is healthy food.
Vegetable soup with panla and crayfish and small fufu is healthy food.
Etc etc
Idongesit Uduehe(cook_idy)@IdongesitUduehe
•Strawberry 5k •Blueberries 5k •Soursop 4k •Almond nuts 5k •Cashew nuts 9k •Crate of eggs 6k •1kg Chicken breast 7k •Broccoli 3,500 •Olive oil 4k Meanwhile, bread and coke 2k 🥹
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@leptokinesis How to integrate? How to even locate and find such emotions?
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The solution is integration. Integration happens when the emotion is felt consciously, the body completes its stress response, or the experience is linked to awareness and meaning.
Then it becomes a part of you, available to conscious choice. No long a program just operating in the background of your subconscious.
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When emotions are suppressed, they get pushed out of conscious awareness while still remaining active in the system.
Over time, this creates what psychology often refers to as the shadow aspects of yourself that are unacknowledged but still influencing your behavior.
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around mid last year, a friend of mine Tunde got married to his girlfriend of 2years, Mariam, it’s only been a couple months in when everything changed.
a random number texted my guy that his wife is having extra marital affairs, this person introduced herself as Aisha, the wife of the man Mariam is supposedly sleeping with. this woman claimed she has proofs …chats, photos, hotel bills. everything.
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a meek thug@gib_smoke
make this phone cool down first, e get gist i wan give una 😭
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Help me out here.
Did they name Bang-Kok after or before they had ladyboys.
Is this a Chicken and the Egg question.
Just Posting Ls@MomsPostingLs
And of course she had to be in the pic It's all an audition for something else
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You’re welcome to believe whatever you wish, of course. I could care less what you think you know and more so yet, what you clearly don’t know.
Satan is no god. Never has been and never will be.
Satan is a dragon. A great serpent. The Great Serpent. Who lives in The Waters Above. I see him up there virtually every single day. As I’ve called out right here on Twitter time and time again over the years.
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Alright. Simple stuff.
1) Buy the fucking book.
2) If you can't afford it, get a job.
3) If you really want it and can't get a job. DM and I'll send you a copy. You pay when you're rich.
4) Buy the fucking book here: ko-fi.com/s/9206f36138
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Between you and what you want there's only logistics.
YOHAMI@YOHAMI
What vs Why is the whole difference between a human and an NPC. Don't ask me "why".
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Is it actually possible to cum from getting your nipples sucked?
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@GenesisChrome Bro...what are you talking about bro. She's there for hookups. negotiate price and move on. What are you niggas on about
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Instead of just yapping tho, for the oblivious niggas... I'll drop some tips:
1. Her name: it reveals too much, cuz why tf are you matching a girl her name is Candy? , Or Shuga, are you fucking blind?
Wtf do you expect? Cotton-candy? St. Louis? 😂
Genesis 🇷🇺@GenesisChrome
Not gonna lie, I get it now I set my age limit to 28 and I see what everyone keeps complaining about on tinder For context my slider is and has always been 18-21, max 22
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@h3nco_official As Him dey captain and score penalties, another nigga don cornerside him baby, collect number for later linkups
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So this guy brought his babe to the pitch today.
This is someone who normally won't make first set(1X).
I picked him first to join my team and made him our captain. During the match, the two penalties we had I told him to take them from left back which was his positon.
Got home not too long ago he asked for my aza and sent me 20k
Bro code 💯
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@disDickisReal @iam_Enyo @morristhadon He's trying to say the whites saw Esuu masks and decided it was evil. If you haven't seen these idols before, there's no way you'd see them and think of them as good.
If krampus appear for your dream when you dey small you go scream! If esuu appear too you go scream.
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@iam_Enyo @GodSent_One @morristhadon Understand he's trying to say Africans had a demonic culture idol and he understands why the whites ??? Or what exactly should I not understand
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@disDickisReal @morristhadon Them no dey celebrate esu festival or whatever?
If i go Australia and I see krampus, me sef go run.
Same with you. That is the point.
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@GodSent_One @morristhadon But they're celebrating this one 😂
You go mumu ehn but you think say you wise
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@Getinwithgame "Do you tell this to other girls in your dm"
Me: they usually like it.
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SHIT TEST FAILED
“Do you tell this to other girls in your dm?”
You leaned in and explained yourself 💔 so no p*ssy for you.
I always tell you control the frame, don’t lean into her frame, I’ve taught this a thousand times but don’t worry I’ll teach it thousands more
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A good round of Sex is about 15 minutes.
A good round of love making is about 3 to 4 hours.
Now if accompanied with tantric sessions, you could last up to 8 hours like the musician Sting. Google is your friend.
When Sex becomes love making, it becomes spiritual because you are not doing the mere penetrative Sex. Both of you are becoming.
Start first with coconut oil. It has to be warm. Make sure you blindfold her....
Should I continue?
folowosele adeboye@boye4christ2006
A good sex should not last more than 10 to 15 minutes.
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@disDickisReal @morristhadon You are the idiot here. "Now I understand why the whites said esuu is the devil". The devil is the embodiment of evil. If I see that mask I would call it the devil too. Just as if I see krampus I would think it's pure evil.
Don't be intentionally stupid
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@GodSent_One @morristhadon It's either I have comprehension issues or you just an idiot
He literally typed as quote " now I understand the whites"
And this is literally a white culture I just replied with
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