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“You know, the thing about suicide... you don't just kill yourself. You kill every memory of you. This'll be all everyone remembers. Every second you spent on this earth will be reduced to how you chose to leave it.”

@QuirkyGrrrl Who the fuck is he to “open the Straite of Hormuz “ ?

What about Israel? They are causing the whole problem anyway, so where is their part in this agreement? Do they even know about this?

@dailydabber37 I did my part

Let’s help her out! #smokefleet

@Janabw81 This is 100x worse than Vietnam!! Vietnam had an objective, Trump just wanted to be a wartime president. We lost 13 service members for trumps ego🤬🤬

The US and Iran does NOT have an actual deal yet. They are meeting on Friday to go over details and have a 60 day ceasefire to work on a peace agreement.

UFC in a rain delay 😂🤣😂🤣it’d be funny as hell if they don’t have a single fight!!

@_Postive_Vibes I’m hoping someone has sued to stop this!! Unless of course dimwit Donnie has passed away

MASSIVE 🔥 — In a STUNNING development, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis signed HB919, officially renaming Palm Beach International Airport to "PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT". It will take effect on July 1.

@_MAGA_NEWS_ And only

JUST NOW: Russian President Vladimir Putin and U.S. President Donald Trump held a phone conversation today. Putin congratulated Trump on his 80th birthday. Trump was touched, thanked him, and noted that Putin was the first foreign leader to call.

@WesleyHuntTX It’d be the best day ever if it shit on Trump

If this doesn’t get your blood pumping then nothing will. AMERICA IS BACK. 🇺🇸

@TomFitton Furniture no, top secret documents ok? As long as the safely secured?

Woman who stole White House furniture has something to say about "our house."

@BamaSaltyMarine Allergies be damned

If MREs are good enough for our troops, why not for welfare? What if EBT was replaced with monthly MRE deliveries, 8 cases per person. No misuse. No luxury. Just food. Needs met. Problem solved!

@Gregatnelson He’s celebrating a war he lost? Absolutely nothing has changed other than us losing service members and the US being an embarrassment

no fucking way he did not drag this out so he could declare an end on his birthday no fucking way

@SpencerHakimian @Elizabe55310491 I pray the Mitch the bitch suffers a long painful passing, kinda like how we’re all suffering because Mitch just vote for impeachment after J6

JUST IN: Republicans ask Americans nationwide to pray for Mitch McConnell.

@misfitpatriot_ So you’re ok with him being a Cho Mo? Sexual assault? Making $2.6B so far from his place in office?

What the left doesn’t seem to understand that Trump does, is that millions of Americans love shit like this. He’s not pandering to the elite, he’s acknowledging the blue collar, hard working, dirt biking, UFC watching, forgotten men and women who make up the majority of this country. Drive 30 miles outside of any deep blue shithole city in America and you could throw a rock in any direction at someone who watches motocross. Trump isn’t putting on America 250 for people who go to the fuckin opera, he’s putting on America 250 for the working class.

@coachj4592 @heylalateach Did you spit that baby out yet? Twitters waiting!!!

@heylalateach Looks like it’s all north of me. Stay safe!!

Hey @coachj4592 how’s your weather over there? We are under a Tornado Watch 🌪️

@Eman5695 @GrimaldiBrenda Cigarettes!!!!! Not even close

What is the hardest addiction to quit?🤣🤔

@sweetbakedpeach @MAGACult2 @MadisonMCross4 And they stopped? We’ve been hearing for years this was all gonna be exposed, but yet here we are!!!

@Gremlin_AMC @MAGACult2 @MadisonMCross4 Because the Epstein Cabal makes threats to the victims to keep them quiet, Alan.

Sarah Ransome

@harperlee789 @louise18914038 4 times impeached, being hauled away in handcuffs

@AlvaRachel64 @Nguyen_anime3 Many a woman has said the same to me🥴

That guy may need a salad 🥗

@Crliss211 My SIL is fighting melanoma for the second time. It metastasized into her organs, not looking good😢

Spent the morning at South Park for the annual melanoma 5k. Lost a dear friend to this 6 yrs ago. His wife, who is one of my closest friends, has kept the tradition, year 8. Miss you Denny 💔