Hip Hop Majic

What if instead of “dapping” up the homies you nipped them up? And instead of using your hands you used your nipples? Much to consider

John Chungus is having a mental breakdown.

@churrascooooo You have the mental capacity, introspection ability, and reasoning skills of a greenpoint resident.

theres something about republican politics that inevitably leads to this kind of off-putting church marm empty moralizing, they cant help themselves

I have a group chat with a retarded child and two glorious entrepreneurs and all we say is “ok”

Value investing

@PlankReturns @Hogginvestor Just hanging out. I need more clients (I’m the hip hop magician)

@HipHopMagic500 @Hogginvestor What is good brother

Imagine hating me when all I’m doing is spreading disgusting rumors about you being gay and other general misinformation

@ArchiteuthisDx @PlankReturns They call me the Torta Tracker. I have an AI and everything.

@PlankReturns Oh wow

Switching up my opinions on immigration before talking to latinas at the bar

@crocwearer3 Shut your goddamn mouth Philip

I might never talk to someone outside of work again

@fishstark @BenSasse

All right @BenSasse, let's make a bet. Let's divide the US in half. I'll let you pick which half. In your half, you ban Candy Crush. In my half we institute 16 weeks of paid parental leave, universal childcare, & a restored child tax credit. Let's see which has more babies.

@BBCrooner @leevalueroach Yes

@HipHopMagic500 @leevalueroach Are you kidding me? That’s who stole my biggest ball bearing customer?

POV: you’re about to hear about shooting squirrels and some retarded company that owns $500m of bird feathers but the CEO is an illiterate monk. Market cap of $1.5m The business sells ball bearings to some guy named Frank in Tuscaloosa.

@PuzzledRaccoon No shot in hell I am reading any of that

MMTLP Assuming it ever happened in the first place, this would have been what Superstonk mods and the “DD writers” got messages about. Some scumbag firm with a boiler room that needed bodies on a headset making autodialed telemarketing calls willing to say anything to make a sale. The more retarded the better. Superstonk was NEVER anything besides retards and conmen with agendas selling ideas to retards. And YES that’s what Dave Lauer and Wes were doing on there. Selling ideas to retards. Both have financially benefited from monetizing idiots, either directly (like lauer’s UrvinFinance that is now Urvin AI or some such bullshit) or indirectly thru legal action after the pump and dumps Wes knew were happening. (And YES, wes is well aware of how paid stock promotion works funny how he doesn’t seem to be bothered by lies and misinformation put out by promoters and lying ass CEO’s like @johnbrda billion barrels of oil……)

@francoischungus Hats has got to be kidding me

first thing that comes to mind: hats

Goodbye forever