Plank

@uind_w Domi arigato Mr roboto

@PlankReturns 私はまさに「平均以上位」でした。 人々は思った以上に色々な判断をすることが学べて、興味深い結果でした。 私の目的は「最優先で自分が生き残り、できれば死者が少ないほうがいい」だったので目的は果たされました。

Lowest tier: if I press the red button I live Midwit tier: I have to press the blue button because I cannot read Above average tier: I will press red because that’s the smart thing to do Smart tier: I will press the blue button because I understand the problem but I am also smart enough to realize not enough people understand the problem. By pressing the blue button and siding with the midwits, I can save them from their own stupidity. Genius tier: I will press the red button. I will survive and hopefully all the morons will die.

@HipHopMagic500 @Hogginvestor Now wait just a minute

@PlankReturns @Hogginvestor Just hanging out. I need more clients (I’m the hip hop magician)

Imagine hating me when all I’m doing is spreading disgusting rumors about you being gay and other general misinformation

@HipHopMagic500 @Hogginvestor What is good brother

@PlankReturns @Hogginvestor

@tsteele93 Thanks, I can almost guarantee you will regret it

@PlankReturns Following you now.

@atroce01 @MedfordNic82434 Jesus dude I have done like 10 productive things since you started yapping and I log on and you’re still here lmao go touch grass lil bro 😭😭😭

@MedfordNic82434 @PlankReturns Yes, I don't think kids are morons IN THIS CONTEXT, if you had been following the conversation you'd see that often when people say "blue morons dying is good" they are often not thinking about kids

New favorite insult tbh

@LordWigwag You pick red because you want to live I pick red because I want others to die We are not the same

@PlankReturns You pick blue because you want to save people I pick blue because its my best chance at dying We are not the same

@Jellis581 You’re still here huh

@PlankReturns young children also complicate it somewhat, but I assumed from the presentation that we’re assuming rational agents who can make a real choice and aren’t just randomly mashing buttons.

@ArchiteuthisDx I am a torta pounder

@PlankReturns There is a well known BBL carve-out in the policy, Plank.

Switching up my opinions on immigration before talking to latinas at the bar

@ChefGreginald 🫵

@PlankReturns Super genius tier: "I pick blue because I understand the consequences of almost half the population dying. It's a slow death that would be worse than just putting me out of my misery." It's like the red people don't think for even a second what the world looks like afterward

@normietrashbmbo How do you pronounce that word

I love lychee martinis wauw

@Herb_bug No way Jose

@PlankReturns Lmfao just dont post or block me if you cant handle someone replying to you, weirdo

@JasonChamberli5 Jason you just described American politics

@PlankReturns Not covered: "If i pick red i'll survive, but if blue survives they'll murder me for picking red, so i'll pick blue."

@OmarBessa You can’t be serious

@PlankReturns as a matter of fact, a handful, yes

@jac29915634 I press red and feel horny about it

@PlankReturns The sweet spot is pressing red and feeling bad about it, having struggled hard through the dilemma.

@Herb_bug Can you like shut up

@PlankReturns Not really, you're attributing intelligence to hoping people would die without fronting the risk. There is no altruism in wishing for the death of idiots, they are not devoid of value. Vote red if you must and hope that more than 50% vote blue, blue majority is the ideal result

@OmarBessa Know a lot of geniuses do you?

@PlankReturns every genius i know voted blue

@ChrisS97250209 W

@PlankReturns Dad tier: my 6 yr old daughter likes blue.