It’s The Sean Of A New Day

The things this waitress did to me in the women’s bathroom at Stacks & Steaks in Chicago, back ‘93…I’ll never forget. Thank you, Holly.

@FBIDirectorKash Oh hush up! You googly-eyed alcoholic

Come again? This FBI and DOJ with our DHS partners drafted and executed every search warrant today. But go ahead and take credit for our work while we smoke out the fraud plaguing Minnesota under your governorship.

Boston, we will miss you. Gracias for making us part of you. #RedSoxNation, you are the ❤️ of that team, keep believing, you really care and that’s what pushes everyone in the @RedSox to give it all day in and day out. With respect and love AC

@FLOTUS And you work for the FSB…oh and your husband is a Pedophile and a Rapist!!

Kimmel’s hateful and violent rhetoric is intended to divide our country. His monologue about my family isn’t comedy- his words are corrosive and deepens the political sickness within America. People like Kimmel shouldn’t have the opportunity to enter our homes each evening to spread hate. A coward, Kimmel hides behind ABC because he knows the network will keep running cover to protect him. Enough is enough.  It is time for ABC to take a stand.  How many times will ABC’s leadership enable Kimmel’s atrocious behavior at the expense of our community.

Donny’s out of ideas. The next “assassination attempt” will be 7-10 days before the midterms

This Never Gets Old...

Twitter is censoring anyone who says or implies that Trump staged a shooting again. Whatever you do, do not post about how this was a giant sympathy farming false flag completely staged by the regime.

@ChipReiderson He’s out there looking for the rabbits

“What? So no fuckin ziti now?”

I just placed a bet on Poly market that the next “assassination attempt” will be July 3rd, right before our big anniversary.

@ClaudetteGGibs1 She found out that she was being forced to mate with John Fetterman in order to produce a race of Super Sloths

Why did the Widow Kirk cry at the WHCD? Wrong answers only.

@SenFettermanPA They probably sat you in the Janitors closet with a plateful of Chicken nuggets and a sippy cup of Yuengling.

Gisele and I are safe and back home. We’re incredibly grateful for law enforcement and their quick reaction this evening.

@tylermilliken_ And where did the post go? I don’t see it on his IG? And why would TEK be in the picture. He wasn’t fired.

Alex Cora just posted this picture on IG with everyone who was let go from the Red Sox coaching staff. Fatse, Lawson, Hudson, Cronin, Varitek, Vazquez. Bunch of a smiles. Just like Cora texted a few members of the media, he looks happy.

@BOSSportsGordo And where did the IG post go?

Alex Cora just posted this picture of him and the other fired coaches on his IG story.

@Mpolymer Well it’s not there now

I don’t think he’s going away quietly

@GeraldoRivera Sorry Pal. You’re still irrelevant. No matter how much of Trumps diseased a** you tongue.

Trump wanted the show to go on because he has balls. He, the First Lady, and everyone else is safe. Someone is in custody. Trump wanted the show to go because he doesn’t want the bad guys to win.

@gnuman1979 A spicy one.

What kind of dog is this?

@mmpadellan Even if he staged the violence himself? This would be the third fake attempt.

A shooter was killed at the White House Correspondents Dinner after firing off several rounds. trump was evacuated. I've said this before and I'll say it again: the ONLY way to defeat him is politically, at the ballot box. I despise him, but violence is NEVER the answer.

Nobody practices Basic Marksmanship these days. Sheeh!

@USAttyPirro Bet you threw yourself on the wine. You drunk abomination

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