Jon

A short story… I bloody love Sunday football.

That Louis Theroux manosphere documentary but he is interviewing men in their 30s who take tactical toilet breaks to check leaks on FPL Twitter, whilst at a garden centre with their family at midday on a Saturday.

@CestrianTweet Class today mate best player on the pitch. Well deserved!

Todays MOTM Matty Weirs. Well done Matty 👏🏼👏🏼🔵⚪️🔵 Thank You to McCarrick Construction for sponsoring the award

@bettingvillage It was definitely Xhaka, I celebrated when he clattered him.

Wow this would be unreal. Apparently the fouls been given on Ballard not Xhaka now and updated on Opta 😭 Honestly it's crazy, always drama on the last ones! Been paid for now though.

@liamhodgson99 @EppletonFC @mattyweirs Can’t wait to say cheers @liamhodgson99

@EppletonFC Cheers Matty @mattyweirs

🏆 Premier League Cup Eppleton FC 5-5 Peterlee Town FC ⚽️⚽️⚽️Matty Weirs ⚽️ Antuan Kalunga ⚽️ Regan Bowman ⭐️ Matty Weirs First game ends in a point. Errors cost us including a red but take nothing away from Peterlee Town who battled for 90 and deserved a draw. #UpTheECC

The left always stood for equality, compassion and doing what is right. Now all I see is hate, anger and hypocrisy. Worrying times. #CharlieKirk

@bettingvillage Burrowed fouled

No need to even say anything. So close again at big odds. 18+ gambleaware

@MJacko1989 He’s found them haha.

Has Mr Hooper left his cards in the changers?

Leading us to our first @PremierLeague win since 2017 🫡

Like watching @liamhodgson99

What a win. How good is Xhaka? That’s the type of captain and holding midfielder you want. Ran the show. Leader. #SAFC

@mattyweirs @l4pablo @K22Davis92 needs this cut after the mullet gets old.

@Hizzit @l4pablo 😂😂😂😂

@SeahamRedStar Top lad and footballer, good luck Dan! ❤️

Signing number 3 for today ✍️ Defender/Midfielder Dan Wilds commits to the star ahead of the new season 🤝 Welcome to the Club 💪

@Tomkingbekhor @Sholynationsp @mattyweirs @K22Davis92

@Sholynationsp Misleading stat as clearly Ronaldo was a right midfielder from 2002-2007. He literally replaced Beckham who played the same position. If you actually compare the stats in a RELEVANT time for Messi and Ronaldo which is 2007-2025, then Ronaldo has more goals, in less matches

📊 Messi vs Cristiano Ronaldo – Career Stats at Age 38: 🔥🐐

@mattyweirs @realsavanti “Call it clean business…” 🤣

@realsavanti Can’t wait for the Newcastle fans replies to this 😂

If I’m United, I go get Isak — no hesitation. Send a few players the other way, call it clean business. Compared to Gyokeres, Isak is broader, sharper, more complete. And above all — he’d be a statement. United buys, Newcastle sells. That’s the order of things as they should be.

@liamadamson9 Go well Liam mate!

Back at the old stomping ground

@Marc31Cee @mattyweirs

Amad Diallo to Sunderland 👀 #SAFC 🔴⚪️🔴⚪️

@BosnianBH @NoodleHairCR7 @K22Davis92 @mattyweirs what we saying???

🚨🚨🚨 Vitinha: "When Messi left PSG he said you'll never win a UCL, here we are today with the UCL trophy I hope he's watching." 😭😭😭😭

@mattyweirs @Charl_H79 @SunderlandAFC

@Charl_H79 @SunderlandAFC Have you got 100mill? 😂

Bring him home @SunderlandAFC 🥰#safc